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LMB is an abbreviation, that is becoming more and more common on chatrooms, short for Lick My Balls.
Andrew, you can LMB.
or, Andrew, LMB!
by 1337 Gangsta September 23, 2004
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you can lmb while i tea bag you
by josh August 07, 2003
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Lick my balls. More commonly said in IM and chat. Similar to SMD, but a little bit farther down. :/
(2:15)Joe: Your moms vag smells like fish, dude.
(2:16)Fred: Lmb -.-
by Nobodyaskedu September 04, 2010
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Me: "Hey punk, LMB!"
Punk: "LMB?!?"
Me: "Yeah, lick my balls!"
by Eric Jones January 11, 2007
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A particularly UK version of the lick my balls phenomenon.
In this case though, the letter B actually stands for bumhole. This is a particularly good little acronym to write across important documents in the workplace
Excuse me Dave!
Yes Sefton, what the devil is it?
I was wondering, if you could LMB?
by Pobwall December 01, 2007
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Lick My Ball Sac

A request, usually made to a woman or a person who has 'total douche-like' qualities.
Yeah, so I told her to lmbs, but she decided to just tickle them instead.
by Jeff Jorts February 04, 2005
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Why don't you LMB ?? :(
by CruzDot November 29, 2009
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