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Lenadoon dog killers, crazy cunts that kill dogs
by brothercrow February 22, 2012
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To cum your pants during a lap dance. Made popular on a strip club website by the Lap Dance King.
"I went to the strip club last night and that stripper made me LDK!"
by nympho710 November 01, 2013
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Ejaculating in your pants from a lap dance alone, without any direct stimulation of the penis. An homage to lapdanceking82, a poster at TUSCL (the ultimate strip club list) that has been a tireless advocate of the practice!
I'm a little embarrassed that a LDK'ed after a single lap dance but that stripper was uber-hot!
by 4got2wipe March 04, 2015
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A guy that hides his emotions too well for other people to see through it. Sometimes when it shows to you, it means that he wants to show you it, not cause you could see it

(He is smiling but rotting slowly inside)
"This guy is such a LDK"Can't tell if he likes me or not"
by Pffemotions July 10, 2016
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