The second greatest liar in history, with first being Moses.
"Man, If I could tell a lie like L ron Hubbard, I could get Tom Cruise to give me money.
-Friend #1

"If I could tell a lie as well as Moses I could make another world religion and have millions of them killed by Nazi's!"
-Friend #2
#l ron hubbard #liar #bigh liar #big douchbag fucking liar #pussy asscrack liar #huge liar #fucking asshole shit eating asshole #lima bean #burgerking
by the retarded dictionary August 11, 2008
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Quite possibly, the greatest conman ever. See Scientology
Why Mister Tom Cruise, the evil aliens are attacking your brain. Give me the Porsche 928 from Risky Business and I'll see what I can do.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
a satanic religious pimp who was quoted as saying''If you ever want to make a whole lot of money, start your own religion'', straight up.
You are the enlightened beings,Im so proud you all have ''cleared'' all these obstacles. After all this world is all about the spiritually elite, said L.Ron Hubbard, the satanic pimp.
by Micah68 July 11, 2005
Conartist that wants ppl to believe that they're infested by evil alien souls, and that should pat big money to have them kept at bay... luckily, only desperate/gullible losers and retarded celebrities believe him.

Deserves to have his dick cut off by papercuts.
"oops i failed my math test... hmm what would L. Ron Hubbard say?"
*points at sky*
by hahahahahahahahaha August 12, 2005
The greatest con man on the face of the earth. Founder of scientology, a religion based on donating money to gain eternal happiness. As much bullcrap as this really is, millions of people all over the world already belong to this scam, makin Mr. Hubbard a very rich man. It is completly pointless to hate L. Ron Hubbard for scamming so much people; instead, hate all those dumbass Americans (such as John Travolta, Tom Cruise, etc) for falling victims to the most idiotic yet successful scam ever. Fuck it, they deserve to get conned for being such idiots and actually believing that an alien name Xenu ruled the galaxy over 65 million years ago.
L. Ron Hubbard is the greatest con man in the world thanks to all of his idiot followers. My role model, ladies and gentlemen.
#tom cruise #john travolta #con artist #scientology #idiots
by Sneaky Mexican November 30, 2005
Lafayette Ronald Hubbard is the founder of Scientology, and perhaps the greatest genius to have ever lived. Not only has he tricked millions of people into believing his bogus science, but he actually has them /paying/ to raise their rank within the church, and learn more of its secrets.
Hubbard is, perhaps, the greatest con-artist in the history of mankind
Tom Cruise is a fucking dumbass.

Scientology is the greatest scam ever.

L. Ron Hubbard, you are a genius
#moron #scam #dumbass #tom cruise #scientology
by Fernando martinez September 08, 2006
Quite possibly the cause for everything corrupt in this world today.
"If you want to make a lot of money, start your own religion" - L. Ron Hubbard
#conman #fraud #liar #corrupt #greedy
by GoNH004 April 26, 2006
Quite posaily the stupidest man to ever live on the face of the earth. Invented Scientologly. A terrible cult like reiligon. That belive lord Xenu put alien souls inside of you. The only way to get them out is with the e-machine AKA (tin cans).
L. Ron Hubbard was kicked at of all countrys he tryed to excape to.
#idiots #scientology #stupid #cult #deceive
by JBandBro, Eli Koz, Ncon3000 January 20, 2006
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