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8.
a seller of "blue peter" style lie-detectors,
a tin-can recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.
I am totally bankrupt, she blubbered,
For the cash that I kept in the cupboard,
Was sent to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.
by Patrick_not_a_username June 13, 2006
 
9.
The man who proved that no matter what non-sense you add to a religion, people are going to believe it.

A science fiction author who invented a religion involving books containing much of the same nonsense as his earlier science fiction novels, except that people believe it.

An author who has written many books - none of which should be taken seriously, but which people accept religiously.
L Ron Hubbard told us - it must be true!
by Mr Texas I August 01, 2010
 
10.
A very deluded individual who built an Empire of deciet founded on the occult and satanism whilst plagiarising many othe pre-existing ideas and works hoping to 'enslave' Humanity.. was influenced by Aliester Crowley and Jack Parsons..both known for the Occultism and Black Magik Rituals L.Ron Hubbard lied about his Naval Career amongst many documented lies he told people in an attempt to establish a belief system to obtain his 'Pact with Satan"
L.Ron Hubbard was driven by his own insanity and Occultism and wanted to ENSLAVE all of HUMANITY
by Xemu April 16, 2006
 
11.
The greatest scam artist who ever lived.he knows to fuck people out of they'er money so elaborately, if your actually stupid enough to fall for his sorry excuse for a religion "scientology" you need to wake up and look how stupid it is.
hes was a science fiction wrighter! who says "these are the wright way to cure drug addictions through hippnotising i mean aduiting".the truth is all his littile claims to be the right way can be simply and rationly explained whithout much thought.
dude1:to me l.ron hubbard is a prophet

dude2: to me hes bullshit scam artist

dude1:we are going to sue you!!!

dude2:yea proves my point exactly you scaming communist morons.....
by anti-antiman22 January 01, 2010
 
12.
The second greatest liar in history, with first being Moses.
"Man, If I could tell a lie like L ron Hubbard, I could get Tom Cruise to give me money.
-Friend #1

"If I could tell a lie as well as Moses I could make another world religion and have millions of them killed by Nazi's!"
-Friend #2
by the retarded dictionary August 11, 2008