The most hilarious guy you'll ever meet. He's the guy from IT that you hate loving. Always empty your bladder in the restroom prior to speaking to him. All in all a good all around guy.
"Did you wet your pants speaking to Kyle? You must be new."
by BoatFloat June 26, 2013
Kyle is a boy with brown skin, dark curly short brown hair, and is super good at track. like, he should be in the Olympics. Kyle can easily get any girl he wants as fast as snapping his fingers. He is super sexy and is good friends with his family, despite how enormous it is. Kyle is cute. almost to cute...
Girl 1: OMG there is Kyle... he is so cute... <3 <3 D
Girl 2: Better make your move before that girl finds him. /:(
...
girl 3: Hey Kyle... Whats going on? :D
Kyle: nothing much... :)
Girl 1: Grrrrr........ >:(
by Marley! May 20, 2013
The most amazin human being 2 walk the face of the planet. If he punched u in the face u would have the urge 2 thank him. opinionated in the cutest way. awesome man pecs. tends 2 be funny and has witty comebacks. warrior of godlike proportions. body of god muscles of hulk looks of Bradd pitt-jhonny depp hybrid sex appeal of glen quagmire lovableness of a puppy and kitten hugging in the sunset and reflexes of a jaguar. spends most of his time pimpin hoesrollin in his lambowinning. Researchers at harvard ran som tests on him 2 find out who his parents are and discovered He created himself cuz hes equal 2 God. has many forms but most common form is a teenage dark haired student 2 avoid bein found by Satan. just cuz he looks nonthreatnin doesnt mean he wont open his trade-mark can-o-whoop-ass on u. He currently resides in a discrete location in the U.S. dont bother lookin for him, cuz he knows where u are. December 20th 2013 is the day he plans 2 retire from being BAMF. within the next 24 hours humanity will fall endin the Earth. Kyleing a verb is 2 have sex with a hot girl. standard name that is growin popular over time. Its true that he can expect above average penis usually reaching 10-12 inches. He can beat up Josh a guy who kills people with school buses full of children and puppies. Kyle adjective is bein awesome and 2 have a big dick. He likes bein is a sneaky redneck who enjoys it and is armed 2 the teeth with knives. This definition of Kyle does no justice.
sorry about the bad grammer and punctuation guys, I was ran out of characters.
Person 1: "Who's that kid over there?"
Person 2: "Can't you tell? Thats a Kyle!"
Person 1: "Well hot damn."
Person 2: "Amen."

Friend: Bro have you seen Kyle?

other friend:yeah why?

Friend: i just wanna know what hes doing.

other friend: WHAT?!?!YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW! HES WINNING AND BEING A BAMF'ing PIMP 24/7 365!!!!

dude you totally kyled the shit out of her!

Person 1: "Hey did you hear that Kyle guy has a thundercock?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know another guy named Kyle who also has one that is quite large"

Hot Babe 1: I love that Kyle!
Hot Babe 2: No I love him!

Hot Babe 3: No Actually I am his girlfriend.

Hot Babes 1-2: ....

Hot Babes 1-2: DAMN YOU I LOVE HIM!!!

my friend kyle is awesome

Kyle is such a sneaky redneck.
by #ThisIsMyLifeNow May 02, 2013
An amazing, sweet, cute, funny guy (: He can always cheer you up and I love him <3
Kyle can always make me laugh.
by heyyitzmeee December 05, 2011
Kyles the kind of guy who everyone loves. hes funny, sweet af, cute, sexy, nicest kid you'll ever meet. youll fall for him fast cause hes just that amazing. any girl would be lucky to have him. hes fun to talk to & can always keep a conversation going. he'll make you laugh and smile any day any time. & hes just all aound an amzing guy.
by goldengirl1234 December 04, 2011
a call of duty black ops camper who pisses off people like trevor
oh shit...did you see that kyle just panic knife the shit out of that trevor....

yeah dude...RAGGGGGGGEEEEEEE
by MYSTERIONxSTUN November 12, 2011
The best guy ever. He is the greatest guy ever that he can beat up Josh, the guy who kills people with school buses full of children and sometimes puppies.
Hot Babe 1: I love that Kyle!

Hot Babe 2: No I love him!
Hot Babe 3: No Actually I am his girlfriend.
Hot Babes 1-2: ....
Hot Babes 1-2: DAMN YOU I LOVE HIM!!!
by Craigslain October 18, 2011

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