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The most amazin human being 2 walk the face of the planet. If he punched u in the face u would have the urge 2 thank him. opinionated in the cutest way. awesome man pecs. tends 2 be funny and has witty comebacks. warrior of godlike proportions. body of god muscles of hulk looks of Bradd pitt-jhonny depp hybrid sex appeal of glen quagmire lovableness of a puppy and kitten hugging in the sunset and reflexes of a jaguar. spends most of his time pimpin hoesrollin in his lambowinning. Researchers at harvard ran som tests on him 2 find out who his parents are and discovered He created himself cuz hes equal 2 God. has many forms but most common form is a teenage dark haired student 2 avoid bein found by Satan. just cuz he looks nonthreatnin doesnt mean he wont open his trade-mark can-o-whoop-ass on u. He currently resides in a discrete location in the U.S. dont bother lookin for him, cuz he knows where u are. December 20th 2013 is the day he plans 2 retire from being BAMF. within the next 24 hours humanity will fall endin the Earth. Kyleing a verb is 2 have sex with a hot girl. standard name that is growin popular over time. Its true that he can expect above average penis usually reaching 10-12 inches. He can beat up Josh a guy who kills people with school buses full of children and puppies. Kyle adjective is bein awesome and 2 have a big dick. He likes bein is a sneaky redneck who enjoys it and is armed 2 the teeth with knives. This definition of Kyle does no justice.
sorry about the bad grammer and punctuation guys, I was ran out of characters.
Person 1: "Who's that kid over there?"
Person 2: "Can't you tell? Thats a Kyle!"
Person 1: "Well hot damn."
Person 2: "Amen."

Friend: Bro have you seen Kyle?

other friend:yeah why?

Friend: i just wanna know what hes doing.

other friend: WHAT?!?!YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW! HES WINNING AND BEING A BAMF'ing PIMP 24/7 365!!!!

dude you totally kyled the shit out of her!

Person 1: "Hey did you hear that Kyle guy has a thundercock?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know another guy named Kyle who also has one that is quite large"

Hot Babe 1: I love that Kyle!
Hot Babe 2: No I love him!

Hot Babe 3: No Actually I am his girlfriend.

Hot Babes 1-2: ....

Hot Babes 1-2: DAMN YOU I LOVE HIM!!!

my friend kyle is awesome

Kyle is such a sneaky redneck.
by #ThisIsMyLifeNow May 02, 2013
 
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A guy who tends to be cocky and seems very self confident but is actually quite a shy guy. Good at collecting dirt on people but he won't use it unless betrayed or hurt. Very loyal, honest, trust worthy and kind. Smart guy with a good sense of humour and gets along well with girls, although he tends to see them as sisters rather than romantic interests. Charismatic and tall, not tied to any set race. A great friend.
Friend: I'm not sure if I should tell you...

Kyle: C'mon, would I seriously tell anyone? I already have enough dirt on you anyway, i'm not gonna use it.

Friend: True... okay.
by phoenixblitz February 13, 2013
 
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The sweetest most caring man you could ever have the pleasure of meeting. He could make your heart melt with just one look from his crystal blue eyes. He makes it worth to get up each and every morning. He's sexy, intelligent, will always put a smile on your face without even trying<3 if you find yourself with a Kyle don't let him go, because he will make the best husband and bestfriend a girl could possibly have<3
Kyle stole my heart the first time we met <3
by MrsCochran November 04, 2012
 
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A greek god of knowedge and wisdom. son of Zeus and Aphrodites. Born with sex appeal and pure power of all creatures of life. Influenced by the power of sea and Poseidon. Calmed by one that is as powerful as himself. Fueled with anger by ignorance of a self righteous being. Calm and protected around stangers. Open and free with close ones. Refreshed by a new day, a sound of water and stormy climates. Monagamous with the one they love.
Kyle is a god among men.
by Gunner3 January 08, 2012
 
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to be so awesome and to have a big penis
my friend kyle is awesome
by toppkat420 October 15, 2011
 
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The sweetest and hottest guy (in your eyes). He is funny, sweet, cute, and smart. he may not be perfect to others but he's perfect to you. You will be sure to fall in love with him pretty fast.
"Omg! your boyfriend kyle is so stupid!"
" No he's not. He's perfect...to me" :)
by monkeysrule96 September 30, 2011
 
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1.cute
2.Beautiful perfect hair
3.supper pretty eyes
4.sweet and loving
5.is always missed
6. has tennis ball muscles
Look at that! he's got BEAutiful Kyle hair! Even the girls are jealous!!
by grace1194 May 31, 2011