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kylename
The most amazin human being 2 walk the face of the planet. If he punched u in the face u would have the urge 2 thank him. opinionated in the cutest way. awesome man pecs. tends 2 be funny and has witty comebacks. warrior of godlike proportions. body of god muscles of hulk looks of Bradd pitt-jhonny depp hybrid sex appeal of glen quagmire lovableness of a puppy and kitten hugging in the sunset and reflexes of a jaguar. spends most of his time pimpin hoesrollin in his lambowinning. Researchers at harvard ran som tests on him 2 find out who his parents are and discovered He created himself cuz hes equal 2 God. has many forms but most common form is a teenage dark haired student 2 avoid bein found by Satan. just cuz he looks nonthreatnin doesnt mean he wont open his trade-mark can-o-whoop-ass on u. He currently resides in a discrete location in the U.S. dont bother lookin for him, cuz he knows where u are. December 20th 2013 is the day he plans 2 retire from being BAMF. within the next 24 hours humanity will fall endin the Earth. Kyleing a verb is 2 have sex with a hot girl. standard name that is growin popular over time. Its true that he can expect above average penis usually reaching 10-12 inches. He can beat up Josh a guy who kills people with school buses full of children and puppies. Kyle adjective is bein awesome and 2 have a big dick. He likes bein is a sneaky redneck who enjoys it and is armed 2 the teeth with knives. This definition of Kyle does no justice.
sorry about the bad grammer and punctuation guys, I was ran out of characters.
Person 1: "Who's that kid over there?"
Person 2: "Can't you tell? Thats a Kyle!"
Person 1: "Well hot damn."
Person 2: "Amen."

Friend: Bro have you seen Kyle?

other friend:yeah why?

Friend: i just wanna know what hes doing.

other friend: WHAT?!?!YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW! HES WINNING AND BEING A BAMF'ing PIMP 24/7 365!!!!

dude you totally kyled the shit out of her!

Person 1: "Hey did you hear that Kyle guy has a thundercock?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know another guy named Kyle who also has one that is quite large"

Hot Babe 1: I love that Kyle!
Hot Babe 2: No I love him!

Hot Babe 3: No Actually I am his girlfriend.

Hot Babes 1-2: ....

Hot Babes 1-2: DAMN YOU I LOVE HIM!!!

my friend kyle is awesome

Kyle is such a sneaky redneck.
by #ThisIsMyLifeNow May 02, 2013
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Kylename
Such a modest and sweet boyfriend. He's also a loyal & hilarious friend. When he makes a mistake, trust me he won't stop apologizing. He appreciates his family and friends. He's very VERY loveable.
Kyle: I've had better.

Girlfriend: WHAT?!

Kyle: It was supposed to be a joke, but it didn't come out too funny.

Girlfriend...

Kyle: I'm so sorry, Hailey please forgive me.
by tessia April 03, 2010
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Kylename
A sexy, loving, and extremely caring guy. They are usually quiet thinkers, easy to love, and are usually athletic. Kyles usually go out of their way for their friends, are very good problem solvers, and will listen to every detail of a friend's problem before helping to solve it. Kyles are also very calm and patient, truthful, and fair people

*The name comes from (Irish) Gaelic and Celtic roots, meaning:
-Handsome
-Channel (Canal or Strait)
-Narrow (Woods or Churches)

Kyles are known to be extremely compatible with Meredith
Hey, who's that sexy guy over there helping Natasha get over her ex? Dude, that's Kyle!
by BControl March 19, 2009
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Kylename
First name (male) with Celtic origins meaning:
1. Handsome
2. Narrow channel
3. Near the chapel

Has been among the 100 most popular names for the last 30 years.
1. That Kyle Backer was sure named appropriately; he is HOT
by Elliebutt January 23, 2007
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Kylename
The most wonderful, funny, sweet, and dang cute boy you will ever meet. He is not afraid to click you out of your skis and push you face first down the hill. He has the most stupid, hilarious pranks that you always fall for. He is easy-going, laid back, and has a huge heart. He always makes you smile no matter what. You will never want to lose his friendship.
Kyle: Say slop 10 times fast.

Me: slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop

Kyle: What do you do at a green light?

Me: Stop!

Kyle: HAHAHA!!!
by thegirlwhogotLoki'dagain December 30, 2012
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Kylename
The most amazing guy in the world, he'd do anything to make his girl happy. He makes sure EVERY day would be perfectly amazing for her. He never fails to make her girl smile. He'd make her mad, then knows just how to make her smile too. He's the sweetest, he'd be happy when he sees you happy. He'd wait for you for the longest time even after knowing all your flaws. He still calls you perfect after yelling at him from PMS. He'd kiss you on your forehead in the most random times, hugs you unexpectedly, and tell you you're beautiful at your worst. He has no idea how much a girl can love him, but for sure, he knows what he's doing. This guy, it's just a miracle to meet someone like him. You can barely find a guy who'd love you after knowing everything about you. Once you find someone like him, never let go of him. He's full of surprises, you'd get excited for the next time you'd meet him. When you're together, time flies so fast, because every moment is just amazing with him. He calls you perfect but he just never knows, he's the perfect one. I'd like to say more but he's mad right now. For not telling him what I'm doing. So for now, that's it. Kyle simply means amazing and perfect.
Miki loves Kyle.
Kyle is perfect.
Miki will never let go of Kyle.
by SuperPiggy&CrazyUnggoy June 25, 2011
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Kyle Brovlofski, one of the four potty-mouthed kids (along with Stan, Kenny and Eric Cartman who are the main characters in the Comedy Central cartoon "South Park". Kyle is the good-hearted kid who always tries to do the right thing (just as Stan is the rational/practical one and Cartman is the racist a-hole), but usually wraps himself around the emotional axle trying to do it. Kyle is constantly tormented by Cartman for being Jewish. The second half of the "They killed Kenny" / "You bastards!" joke.
Stan: "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "You bastards!"
by SPDC May 07, 2006
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