Lord Kramer

The true God of man, whom was brought to light by Jerry Seinfeld.

Man one: Dang these crackers taste good!
Man two: We may thank Lord Kramer for these wonderful crackers

by High Reverend of Kramerism June 2, 2004

Cosmo Kramer

Character in Seinfeld. Said to be so charasmatic that he has had children named after him. In fact, if you know a Cosmo, he was probably created in honor of Cosmo Kramer

Cosmo: Cosmo Kramer was named after me!
Friend: We all know that's not true because everyone named Cosmo was created as a tribute to Kramer.
Cosmo: Sorry, you are right

by whitepanther34 October 19, 2011

brittany kramer

She has modeled for several clothing companies. She is a Myspace Queen. There are over 10 communities on livejournal dedicated to talking about her and sharing photos of her. She is the former girlfriend of Zacky V from Avenged Sevenfold.

everyone lurks brittany kramer.

by aliec4t3 September 17, 2006

Pressed Kramer

The result of irregualr homosexual intercourse- When a man gets fucked so hard, he looses control of his bowels and shits all over his partner.

Hey did you hear that Butch gave Mark a Pressed Kramer after the crafts fair?

by Captian Obvious August 14, 2005

nick kramer

a tough motherfucka who wont take shit from nobody and loves anna

nick kramer said fuck u to da whore that tried to short change him

by iluvanna December 15, 2008

John Kramer

Main antagonist in the SAW series who his baby died, tried to commit suicide but failed and got diagnosed with brain cancer
Also a cool chillass guy… who kills with awesome traps

Jigsaws real name is John Kramer

by SmashHitGamuh August 3, 2023

Rusty Kramer

When a chick blows you after you screw her while she's on the rag.

I gave this girl the Rusty Kramer the other night. It was pretty sick.

by Ned Kennedy October 13, 2004