I decided to screw my girlfriend while she was on her period, and then she gave me a blowjob. I laughed and told her she just got a Rusty Kramer. Then I cock-slapped her.
Running an exorbitant amount of miles then producing a bowel movement that is equal parts blood and feces, which results in a rust colored porcelain disaster.
I ran 100 miles last week, my bathroom has since become a conjuring of Rusty Kramers, non-stop shit and blood painting the inside of my throne.