Kozlow

To creepily stalk women who are friends of friends on facebook.

I just caught Mike totally trying to kozlow my girlfriend's sister on his smart phone.

Kozlow by Johny Appleseed77 January 15, 2011

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Kozlowski

Future ruler/ender of the world, often likes to destroy people by throwing busses full of children at them. Sometimes puppies are in place of children. Does not give a damn about what you think, and will pretty much eat your soul.

Only reason why i'm still alive is because Kozlowski hasn't found me yet!

Kozlowski by Lien The ikswolzok January 30, 2018

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kozlowed

Getting so drunk that you wake up on someone you have never met's couch, wondering around saying "Hello, where am I?", and proceeding to exit the building in search of landmarks to find your way home.

Pete: "Man, I just walked back from some random residence at Laurier, woke up on a couch in someones room, no idea how I got there, no idea who's place it was, i started knocking on doors asking where i was and no one answered so I went outside trying to figure out where the hell I was..."

Grant: "Sounds like you got kozlowed..."

kozlowed by gjsalotUW January 22, 2012