Top Definition
Getting so drunk that you wake up on someone you have never met's couch, wondering around saying "Hello, where am I?", and proceeding to exit the building in search of landmarks to find your way home.
Pete: "Man, I just walked back from some random residence at Laurier, woke up on a couch in someones room, no idea how I got there, no idea who's place it was, i started knocking on doors asking where i was and no one answered so I went outside trying to figure out where the hell I was..."

Grant: "Sounds like you got kozlowed..."
by gjsalotUW January 14, 2012

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