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Korean Law 

the Korean government established that it is illegal for an online video game to ship WITHOUT huge tits & gratuitous Ass shots for female characters, conversely it is obscene to expose more than the eyes of male characters unless they spout horns and bone spurs at absurd angels.

when these games inevitably get released in other countries (namely the US) the game developers get unduly accused of sexism and employing perverts when, in fact, they are all upstanding citizens adhering to the laws of their country.

Americans generally don't give a shit about most of the laws in their own country, and care even less about laws in other countries (Tijuana excluded from that statement), so they never bothered to look up the actual law and coined it "Korean Law". The rest of the world just picked up our phrase instead of coming up with their own, like usual.

also knows as "K-Law" and sometimes confused with "Japanese prevision" (or J-perv for short), the difference being: J-perv is a national pastime while K-Law is a government regulation.
13 year old boy with internet, but no girlfriend #1: "stop being such a feminazi! A chicks Tits are, like, natural and everyone is born from a Vagina, so .... why is it a big deal for me to play as a "natural" chick in a online game?"

13 year old boy with internet, but no girlfriend #2: "yeah! we're actually supporting bitches to be comfortable with their bodies, and it's not like they're COMPLETELY exposed, so stop hating on Korea, they're just more progressive than the rest of the world."

13 year old boy with internet, but no girlfriend #1: "they're, like, so progressive, it's "Korean Law" over there!"
Korean Law by Fakeassname July 8, 2010
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Korean Naming Laws of 1812 

Korean doctrine passed limiting all newly born babies be given three separate names each containing only one syllable.
Names created thanks to Korean Naming Laws of 1812: Kim Jong-il, Hong Song-nam
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026