kondaism 

The religion that prophesizes the fact that all people are awesome but short people are most certainly the most awesome

Followers of Kondaism revere Peter Drinklege ( The imp in "Game of Thrones")

kondaism by tintinmech July 21, 2014

konnichiwa

The correct way to spell konichiwa; meaning "Hello" and/or "Good Afternoon".

1.Konnichiwa, Mr.Smith!

2.Konnichiwa, How are you doing today?

konnichiwa by TigerZahn March 14, 2005

konna 

Very smart and always willing to share knowledge. She has a huge sense of humor and is always down for some good laughs. You can count on her to be a great friend and always have your back. Very popular and beautiful. You cant go wrong with having her in your life.

Man I really miss Konna, I haven't laughed in days.

konna by Triple OG BJ January 10, 2017

izzy kinnaird 

Izzy is an absolute legend:) she is always there for everyone and never falls out with anybody... But when her friends fall out she always manages to get them back together with a hug! Izzy is the definition of perfection as she is always ready to help out but also is a great party animal... She is absolutely beautiful and amazingly clever... Not to mention the fact she is completely down with her homies - sick innit baii;) she is also so honest and you can trust her with your life... Like I could tell her my best secrets and no matter how juicy they are she would never tell a soul... Anyways she's my life so like no one can ever hurt her because she's already been through so much and she always sticks up for me when I am feeling down or people are picking on me...

Caitlin: you are so perfect Izzy Kinnaird
Izzy: no that's you babe
Caitlin: omg you are so modest:*
Izzy: love you chicken
Caitlin: love you more babe
Izzy: no way HUN;)

izzy kinnaird by itsizzyxo April 18, 2014

Konnichiwanker 

Someone who only started liking grime after Skepta's big 2016 album 'Konnichiwa'

"This is the whitest grime gig I've ever been to - full of konnichiwankers"

Konnichiwanker by Taptaptapping December 14, 2016

konnichiwa3600 

Is a major pregdogzai simp, as well as a bsd wan preschool chuuya kinnie.
Simps for mantiger atsushi,
Has an Ed Sheeran cosplay hidden in their room.
Is very brocken 🥀⛓💔 just like Dazai

konnichiwa3600 is a brocken and depwessed emo alpha demon leader with pregdogzaicest poster in their room!

konnichiwa3600 by rumi_ruu8 July 16, 2021

Konnichiwa-gwan 

Japanese mixed with Jamaican slang. Derived from 'Konnichiwa' which is a basic Japanese greeting, and 'wagwan'; a form of 'what's going on?' in West Indian Jamaican dialect. Increasing vast popularity in the streets of Central London. Literally implied as 'Hello, what's going on??'

Me: Konnichiwa-gwan
Them: I'm cool thanks / I fine thanks

Konnichiwa-gwan by S2K TeDDy July 19, 2010