koch 

1. To hang around / stay / chill somewhere or with someone.

2. When a place is nice to stay.

1. I'm koching with my boys.

2. This place is a koch.

koch by anonymoses April 23, 2006

Koch 

When your girlfriend gets fired so you threaten your boss by telling your coworkers your going to have your Czechoslovakian buddies from Cleveland come down to beat his ass with lead pipes and they’ll find chunks of his body in the ditches the whole way back to Cleveland but not to realize they report you to the manager that fired her and your now on a 1 year probation.

Man I’m on a 1 year probation now cause I pulled the Koch on my boss!!

Koch by Srdjan69 October 19, 2020

Koch 

A handjob in a crowded bar from a homely looking girl that closely resembles a blueberry.

Man I got a Koch last night at McFaddens.

Koch by Thompsawitz March 29, 2009

Koch 

An affectionate term for either a friend or acquaintance who then in turn refers to you as Dinkins in their reply.

see also "Dinkins"

"What up koch?"
"Pass that shit koch!"

Koch by Czar Mikhail April 17, 2003

koch 

Enjoys receiving anal pleasure and/or blumpkins. Often cannot stop studying chemistry, yet he has the largest testicles known to man.

Holy shit koch, you have to stop blumpkining and studying.

koch by Strumdingler February 1, 2005

Koch 

Very decent and "appropriate' manner of stating the word 'Cock'.

Although it is spelled " kaw - csh

Damn!!! That drunk guy was being such a Koch!!

Koch by hits December 7, 2003

koch 

A horrible excuse fpr a Boyfriend.
A know it all.

Jacquie you need to break up with koch.
That koch thinks he knows everything.

koch by Durinda February 3, 2008