A rare breed of animated dick found only in closets and porn star drawers. It is a cross between a knob and a hobbit. It is also known as the Halfthing. Sexual encounters with it are usually fatal. Noted for an extreme fondness for Jews; one of the biggest little-known factors for low population of Jews in the world.
"I banged a knobbit!" Berg Bergson Bergman, Jew Supreme, Last Words.
"There's not a Jew to screwleft!" Akaman Bangaman Bergson, Knobbit of the Dick.
A person who remains optimistic about their chances to involve in coitus, and doesn't give up at even when facing defeat.
A person maintaining a positive outlook in the field of mating.
“Knobtimist: the guy who gets rejected and calls it ‘foreplay.’”
“Blocked on everything and still talking about ‘mixed signals’… my guy, you’re not a romantic, you’re a knoptimist.”
“He got ‘We should just be friends’ and said ‘Friends… for now 😏’ — knoptimist.”
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.