A rare breed of animated dick found only in closets and porn star drawers. It is a cross between a knob and a hobbit. It is also known as the Halfthing. Sexual encounters with it are usually fatal. Noted for an extreme fondness for Jews; one of the biggest little-known factors for low population of Jews in the world.

"I banged a knobbit!" Berg Bergson Bergman, Jew Supreme, Last Words.

"There's not a Jew to screw left!" Akaman Bangaman Bergson, Knobbit of the Dick.

Knobbit by fuckoffimnottellingyoumyname July 6, 2011

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knobtip

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A knobtip is the edge of a man's cock which his man fog will fizz out of when he finishes

Big dawg : yo son, that bitch do you good last night?

lil dawg : yeah nigga, that slut done had her tongue all over my knobtip

big dawg : good suckin bro

knobtip by TB James October 3, 2008

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Knobtimist

A person who remains optimistic about their chances to involve in coitus, and doesn't give up at even when facing defeat.

A person maintaining a positive outlook in the field of mating.

“Knobtimist: the guy who gets rejected and calls it ‘foreplay.’”
“Blocked on everything and still talking about ‘mixed signals’… my guy, you’re not a romantic, you’re a knoptimist.”
“He got ‘We should just be friends’ and said ‘Friends… for now 😏’ — knoptimist.”

Knobtimist by www.conservativewipeout.com January 29, 2026

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