A rare breed of animated dick found only in closets and porn star drawers. It is a cross between a knob and a hobbit. It is also known as the Halfthing. Sexual encounters with it are usually fatal. Noted for an extreme fondness for Jews; one of the biggest little-known factors for low population of Jews in the world.
"I banged a knobbit!" Berg Bergson Bergman, Jew Supreme, Last Words.
"There's not a Jew to screwleft!" Akaman Bangaman Bergson, Knobbit of the Dick.
A person who remains optimistic about their chances to involve in coitus, and doesn't give up at even when facing defeat.
A person maintaining a positive outlook in the field of mating.
“Knobtimist: the guy who gets rejected and calls it ‘foreplay.’”
“Blocked on everything and still talking about ‘mixed signals’… my guy, you’re not a romantic, you’re a knoptimist.”
“He got ‘We should just be friends’ and said ‘Friends… for now 😏’ — knoptimist.”
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."