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Knobbit
A rare breed of animated dick found only in closets and porn star drawers. It is a cross between a knob and a hobbit. It is also known as the Halfthing. Sexual encounters with it are usually fatal. Noted for an extreme fondness for Jews; one of the biggest little-known factors for low population of Jews in the world.
"I banged a knobbit!" Berg Bergson Bergman, Jew Supreme, Last Words.
"There's not a Jew to screw left!" Akaman Bangaman Bergson, Knobbit of the Dick.
"There's not a Jew to screw left!" Akaman Bangaman Bergson, Knobbit of the Dick.
Knobbit by fuckoffimnottellingyoumyname July 6, 2011
Knobtimist
A person who remains optimistic about their chances to involve in coitus, and doesn't give up at even when facing defeat.
A person maintaining a positive outlook in the field of mating.
A person maintaining a positive outlook in the field of mating.
“Knobtimist: the guy who gets rejected and calls it ‘foreplay.’”
“Blocked on everything and still talking about ‘mixed signals’… my guy, you’re not a romantic, you’re a knoptimist.”
“He got ‘We should just be friends’ and said ‘Friends… for now 😏’ — knoptimist.”
“Blocked on everything and still talking about ‘mixed signals’… my guy, you’re not a romantic, you’re a knoptimist.”
“He got ‘We should just be friends’ and said ‘Friends… for now 😏’ — knoptimist.”
Knobtimist by www.conservativewipeout.com January 29, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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