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A penis that is small in both girth and length, but is abnormally hairy.
Apparently, **** has a knobbit
Knobbit by The Gun Penguin December 1, 2014
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Knobitis 

Knobitis is when someone you know is a knob and because of them you become a knob.
Oh this fucken dick head Nick is a knob cause he got knobitis from Jack
Knobitis by DazzyYT August 2, 2016
A rare breed of animated dick found only in closets and porn star drawers. It is a cross between a knob and a hobbit. It is also known as the Halfthing. Sexual encounters with it are usually fatal. Noted for an extreme fondness for Jews; one of the biggest little-known factors for low population of Jews in the world.
"I banged a knobbit!" Berg Bergson Bergman, Jew Supreme, Last Words.

"There's not a Jew to screw left!" Akaman Bangaman Bergson, Knobbit of the Dick.
Bell end
A knobtip is the edge of a man's cock which his man fog will fizz out of when he finishes
Big dawg : yo son, that bitch do you good last night?

lil dawg : yeah nigga, that slut done had her tongue all over my knobtip

big dawg : good suckin bro
knobtip by TB James October 3, 2008

Knobtimist

A person who remains optimistic about their chances to involve in coitus, and doesn't give up at even when facing defeat.

A person maintaining a positive outlook in the field of mating.
“Knobtimist: the guy who gets rejected and calls it ‘foreplay.’”
“Blocked on everything and still talking about ‘mixed signals’… my guy, you’re not a romantic, you’re a knoptimist.”
“He got ‘We should just be friends’ and said ‘Friends… for now 😏’ — knoptimist.”
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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