Euphamism for the all time, number one, undisputed solo male pastime.
Masturbation, in case subtlety's not your thing. Tommy tank. You know.
"Knit one purl one knit one purl- AND cast off..."
Masturbation, in case subtlety's not your thing. Tommy tank. You know.
"Knit one purl one knit one purl- AND cast off..."
(Declamatory) "Did you see Gavin & Stacey last night?"
"No. I was knitting."
(Perjorative) : "You dirty little knitter !"
(Descriptive) *When a pretty girl (or boy- we must be inclusive here) walks into view* "Ah- a new pattern!"
(And if 'new pattern' has been particularly apposite:) "I blunted my piggin' needle last night. Dropped a stitch".
"No. I was knitting."
(Perjorative) : "You dirty little knitter !"
(Descriptive) *When a pretty girl (or boy- we must be inclusive here) walks into view* "Ah- a new pattern!"
(And if 'new pattern' has been particularly apposite:) "I blunted my piggin' needle last night. Dropped a stitch".
by Bunnington Muffin IV January 31, 2009
What we call hooking up.
by ily xo. July 18, 2007
guy 1: I was totally knitting last night with my girl.
guy 2: Oh what yarn did you use?
guy 1: you idiot, I'm talking 'bout sex!
guy 2: I knew that man... I knit all the time too!
guy 2: Oh what yarn did you use?
guy 1: you idiot, I'm talking 'bout sex!
guy 2: I knew that man... I knit all the time too!
by JayeWings January 31, 2011
The buildup/process of obtaining the status of fleecing. Knitting means not quite fleecing, but not exactly just happy either, and is still classified by a feeling of natural highness, just not to the extent of someone who is fleecing.
Bro, i just finished my homework, cleaned my car, and did my chores. Im knitting right now because im anticipating this weekend when we hit up those sweet waves, drink our pina colodas, and make out with extremely hot women.
by DustC December 2, 2009
The act of receiving head from two people at one time by pushing both of their heads down on the count of "one" and "two." Similar to the "knit one, pearl two" in knitting. Perfect for a guy sitting in between two females.
Jill: So what did you do this weekend Jack?
Jack: I went knitting with your mom and sister, Jill. It was pretty fun actually.
Jill: (unaware of the meaning of knitting) Alright then..
Jack: I went knitting with your mom and sister, Jill. It was pretty fun actually.
Jill: (unaware of the meaning of knitting) Alright then..
by KnittingMaster April 25, 2010
I hung out with Chelsea and Kristina yesterday. We didn't do much, knitted and then spent about $100 at Taco Bell.
by Courtney January 15, 2005
knit-wit: A person with a flair, knack or love of the knitting/crocheting craft; Handy with yarn and needles; A knitting/crocheting enthusiast.
Jan could hardly contain herself about the upcomming knitting cruise. "Yes. that Jan - she's a real knit-wit!"
by isabelydancer00 July 28, 2010