Klunk

It means poop.
The reason it's called that is because it's the sound that poop makes when it lands in the water.
(Definition from maze runner)

"You look like a pile of klunk!"

by Cold Mafia August 2, 2014

Klunk

The sound made by a metaphorical lead balloon as it lands on the ground symbolising the way in which an unfunny joke has gone down.

Knock Knock
Who's There
Doctor
Doctor Who
Exactly
Klunk !

by Bunter October 13, 2004

Klunk

When you shit in a vase and it makes a clunking sound.

*klunk* I just shat in a vase :)

by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018

klunked

getting in trouble at work, written up or fired. Mostly used as "I got klunked"

i came into work late today and got klunked

by ms. froggy April 26, 2012

klunks

when something/someone is sub par or doesnt meet expectations or breaks down. Also can be used to describe a feeling or state of mind.

"hey dude, your car is pretty klunks"
"hey im not feeling too well today....i feel klunks"

by Hoss182 December 7, 2011

Klunke

Klunke is a name referred to a person that is significantly homo. Somebody who enjoys the act of "klunking" his penis inside that of another man's penis. It is referred sometimes as sword fighting. A Klunke is a someone who is traumatized by an act in early childhood and tries to fill the ever growing emotional void with gay intercourse.

Sadly our uncle touched him when he was a kid, so he decided to become a Klunke.

by WeedMongerer April 27, 2011

klunk hat

To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose.

Sally, I'm gonna give you a nice klunk hat after dinner.

by Scott March 5, 2005