Kinsey is a girl with beautiful blue eyes. She is so gorgeous she should be a model. She also can’t spell to save her life. Most of the time she is a silly extrovert but she knows when to be serious. She is a friend you always want to have. She is the most loyal friend that you can always rely on. If you know a Kinsey be grateful and never let her slip away.
by yellow muffin February 22, 2019
by us.. ;] August 16, 2006
1) A kinsey is one with the boobs of a goddess.
2) Kinseys are known for their amazing abilities at allowing their female partners to achieve intense, mind-blowing, trippy orgasms to the sounds of ice tea beings stirred accompanied by Mindless Self Indulgence
3) Only kinseys can pull off having fuzzy bellies.
4) Kinseys can intake unlimited amounts of dextromethamorphan, or coricidin and are still able to have a full-functioning non-damaged stomache lining.
5) A woman who has a strange fetish for men to make romance explosions on her stomache.
2) Kinseys are known for their amazing abilities at allowing their female partners to achieve intense, mind-blowing, trippy orgasms to the sounds of ice tea beings stirred accompanied by Mindless Self Indulgence
3) Only kinseys can pull off having fuzzy bellies.
4) Kinseys can intake unlimited amounts of dextromethamorphan, or coricidin and are still able to have a full-functioning non-damaged stomache lining.
5) A woman who has a strange fetish for men to make romance explosions on her stomache.
Did you see them tits on that bitch? She a kinsey, fo sho!
Girl: OMG, yesterday my best friend woke me up with the most amazing feeling!
Boy: She suck ya coocha?
Girl: Duh!
Boy: Must be a kinsey.
Shit man, she had a hairy stomache. But I just couldn't stay away. That girl was a definite kinsey.
I was so fucked up yesterday, I took 32 ccs, then went and ate five double cheeseburgers from Mcdonalds. I was a total kinsey.
Girl: Babe, I want you to nut all over my belly...
Boy: What a kinsey!
Girl: OMG, yesterday my best friend woke me up with the most amazing feeling!
Boy: She suck ya coocha?
Girl: Duh!
Boy: Must be a kinsey.
Shit man, she had a hairy stomache. But I just couldn't stay away. That girl was a definite kinsey.
I was so fucked up yesterday, I took 32 ccs, then went and ate five double cheeseburgers from Mcdonalds. I was a total kinsey.
Girl: Babe, I want you to nut all over my belly...
Boy: What a kinsey!
by sofigoodvibes September 1, 2008
by Joe wiles101 June 12, 2010
An adjetive describing when you do something stupid or trip over something when you aren't looking.
by Queenkinz November 5, 2013
A women with a big ol' booty who loves to collect tampons. Often prefers to collect ones that are bloody and piles them up into a pyramid.
by raulhul February 2, 2012
The Kinsey scale attempts to measure sexual orientation, from 0 (exclusively heterosexual) to 6 (exclusively homosexual). It was first published in Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948) by Alfred Kinsey, Wardell Pomeroy and others, and was also prominent in the complementary work Sexual Behavior in the Human Female (1953).
Here's the scale:
0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual
Here's the scale:
0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual
Beth likes to have sex with men and women. I guess that would make her around a 3 on the Kinsey Scale?
by Mikitira July 10, 2006