King Retard 

Some one who is retarded, but is so retarded that they are seen to be cool by everyone else.

That guy is such a king retard! Everyone loves him!

King Retard by Fairey May 25, 2008

burger king retard 

A mentally retarded Burger King employee that sings a song about working at Burger King all day and offers people an "apple pie with dat"

Burger King Retard's song example: "I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with dat? Would you like an apple pie with dat? Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! I gotta run!...."
Please look up Burger King Retard on Google for more.

You are dumber than the Burger King Retard!

burger king retard by Jonny Ray January 10, 2007

king regards 

Much stronger than "kind regards", it it used to royally close a formal letter

Dear Paul,
you are a real friend.

King regards,
Mike

king regards by chiarita July 27, 2011

Sofa King Retarded 

A Dangerdoom song inspired by the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode Video Ouija.

- Hey, say this fast: I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed!
- I can't, I am so fucking retarded... Sofa King Retarded.

Sofa King Retarded by Sofa Queen September 14, 2007

Sofa King Retarded 

An insult used for hate (when said really fast is pronounced so fuckin retarded)

U r sofa-king-retarded

Sofa King Retarded by Ali and Najeff April 11, 2003

King of the Retards 

A man; a legend.
Typically named Marcel, whom all cretins adore and aspire to be like.

Bro, you're the King of the Retards.

King of the Retards by Boomendo January 28, 2017