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Kindercunt 

An exceptionally hateful child who demonstrates extreme anti-social behaviors FBI profilers indicate will result in prolific serial killing later in life. Warning signs include violent outbursts toward elderly family members, interests in crafts that include blood splatter, occasion spitting on siblings and kicking family pets.
I can’t believe Eloise punched your grandmother in the face and called her a wrinkly old bitch. She’s such a kindercunt.
Kindercunt by Becky the Slut November 27, 2021
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Kindercunt 

Cunnilingus of barely legal or illegal status, exhibiting immature features like those of a pre-teen.
At 3p.m. Jameson Martin cruises past the local schools, hoping to score some kindercunt.

kinderclatter 

The noise emerging from an elementary school playground when children are let out.
Our apartment was overlooking a schoolyard. Several times a day, the kinderclatter burst through the window.
kinderclatter by Lil Blume April 11, 2008

kinderpunk

A punk still naive/new to the punk lifestyle
Punk NO 1:who are the posers over there?

Punk NO 2:nah man they're not posers they're just kinderpunks they'll learn someday
kinderpunk by suburbanpunk February 2, 2014

Cindercunt 

Someone who is extremely hardheaded/arrogant and portraits a naturally cunty vibe to whom they encounter.
Kanye West is such a cindercunt”
Cindercunt by Word creamer January 10, 2022

kinderkuntte 

noun: an childish boorish woman;

Adjective: Any woman who acts like an immature fairy princess when she doesn't get her way. A more derogatory insult than bitch.
1. Valerie! Why are you such a kinderkuntte?!?!

2. I'm walking down the street minding my business then this kinderkuntte cuts me off with her powerwalking!
kinderkuntte by Xanthrant April 6, 2006

kinderjunkie

A person that desperately tried to get high off of OTC medicine, or just chemicals that would not be pleasant to be high off of.
- Daniel took DATURA last week, he hasnt been able to sleep ever since!
- Well what would you expect from a kinderjunkie
kinderjunkie by affe1411 June 29, 2022