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Kifesex (-0.002)
Hamza gets ton of kife. vagina
by Uziman4kife February 06, 2013
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Kifename (-1.262)
Steal, rob, take, swipe. See Kifed, Kifing.
I was going to kife her sunglasses, but took her wallet instead.
by noyoucrazydutch March 30, 2004
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kifename (-0.006)
that modular scarfoses is kife
by tnesia April 17, 2004
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kifesex (-0.237)
that chick is really kife, i can't believe you licked her asshole

that nickelback concert was kife, why did we even go

that bong hit was totally kife, im gonna puke

by andy sanchez32 February 19, 2009
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Kifedrugs (-1.188)
To kife means to steal or jack someone else's stuff.
My ex kifed all my cd's when she moved out.
by Misaacs May 23, 2007
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Kifesex (-0.479)
the word to use for anything negative. putting words like gay, dumb, fucking stupid all into one word.
bob- "did you go see that movie last night?"

fred- " yeah, don't go watch it... it's Kife!"
by harviedo November 18, 2007
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Kifecollege (-0.991)
Can only be defined by examples.
Kife is when you're coloring something with a crayon and the tip breaks off so you have to hold it together by the tip while you finish coloring.

Kife is when you're making a Hungryman dinner and you're only supposed to peel off the plastic over the meat and poke holes through the beans and gravy, but you accidently peel the whole plastic off and it doesnt work.

Kife is when you put a milk bag into the pitcher and you cut the wrong side.

Kife is when you lose something.

Kife is when your cell phone rings and by the time you get it out of your jean pocket that is some-what tight you missed the call.

Kife is when you have to study for a big test or exam and you forget your notes at school.
by Mr.Goatee4Kris September 11, 2009
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