A WW2 Vet'rin that used to be a seaman and sang for the glee club way before those turds on FOX. He is wheelchair-bound and a little tin-eared (from a bomb that blew up next to him in dubyadubyatwo). He is an avid boater and duck hunter and employs a
funny little Mexican kid named Pico to
help him pick daisies and fix the gawd-damned tay-vay.
If you ain'
t got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't
like dem prices!
Kissel: "I got
water allll over the place! When ya comin' over to fix my sink??"
Plumber: "I don't know no Kissel! Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong
party!"