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A regrettable action of despair and stupidity brought on by a massive coke binge. I was blowing lines like a hoover and wanted some ass so I cashed in my Student Loans to buy more blow and a hooker. When I woke up I saw it was a tranny, I pulled a Kissel
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A WW2 Vet'rin that used to be a seaman and sang for the glee club way before those turds on FOX. He is wheelchair-bound and a little tin-eared (from a bomb that blew up next to him in dubyadubyatwo). He is an avid boater and duck hunter and employs a funny little Mexican kid named Pico to help him pick daisies and fix the gawd-damned tay-vay. If you ain't got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't like dem prices! Kissel: "I got water allll over the place! When ya comin' over to fix my sink??"
Plumber: "I don't know no Kissel! Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong party!" |
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1. A substitution of words to the song "A Bushel and a Peck" from Guys and Dolls. Only used when one does not know the words to the song.
2. A british man that comes to New York and can't get rid of his accent. 3. A british pie that is usually used to be thrown in the face. 4. A fancy way to say kiss. 1. Instead of singing:
I love you, a bushel and a peck! A bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck! A hug around the neck, and a barrel and a heap A barrel and a heap, and I'm talkin' in my sleep. About you. About you! About you! One sings: I love you, a kissel on the cheek... A kissel on the cheek and a kissel on the neck... etc. 2. Oh my... that is a fat ass kissel!!! 3. WOW! That's a big ass kissel!!! 4. Jeez! That was a long ass kissel!!! |
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