key lime pie

Key lime. Infatuation that shouldn't exist.
Key lime Pie. Indulge and I am in your debt.
Key lime pie. Inspire me with foolish love.
Key lime pie, your green filling makes me inept.

Flaky crust is what I lust. Your fresh lime scent is a must.
Take me with coffee, never with tea. You're the pie that pleases me!
People gawk "Is that pie green?" Ask for a bite - "Fuck you, I'm mean."

Key lime pie - cheapest hooker I've ever had.
Key lime pie. Last slice gleaming, if you're out I'm mad.
Key lime pie. Poke fun and laugh and jest.
Key lime pie. Don't bother me, digest
key lime pie.

...we are the ones who have a fire inside...

by Havok January 17, 2004

key lime pie

sneeze in a vagina while ejaculating in a girl's mouth.

see definition. key lime pie

by wstee February 6, 2009

key lime pie

Recieving anal sex from a transvestite.

When you are in Key West, you just HAVE to try the key lime pie.

by Outlaw Avionics April 3, 2008

Key Lime Pie

Refers to the ovaries or vaginal passage. Usually smells like moldy limes.

An offensive term.

After all those tickle pickle fishes i did last night, i will NEVER look at my key lime pie the same way AGAIN.....!!!

by the NINJA Cheesecake December 5, 2010

Key lime pie

When you take a lime, cut it open and squeeze the juice into a woman's vigina. Afterwords you cum inside of her making it look like a key lime pie.

I gave her a fucking key lime pie so damn hard last night.

by Turbovec March 15, 2004

Key Lime Pie

A sexual practice in which a man ejaculates in either the vagina of a woman, or the anus of either a woman or a man and then inserts one or both of his testicles in to the semen filled orifice.

"I took my mom out for dessert tonight"

"What did you guys have?"

"Key lime pie."

"Awwww, gross dude"

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"At the orgy tomorrow night I hope to get a little key lime pie while I'm giving a key lime pie of my own to that hot secretary, Trish."

by Roberto!! September 2, 2009

Alabama Key Lime Pie

To urinate inside the ass of your significant other then proceed to fuck her until a major load of jizzz has been blown from the cock. The interesting combination of jizzz and urine will then resemble that of a Key Lime Pie in the butthole of your significant other.

Cletus was extremely hungry and horny so he proceeded to perform an Alabama Key Lime Pie on Laqueesha.

by BigBamaButtFucker September 28, 2009