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key lime pie 

Key lime. Infatuation that shouldn't exist.
Key lime Pie. Indulge and I am in your debt.
Key lime pie. Inspire me with foolish love.
Key lime pie, your green filling makes me inept.

Flaky crust is what I lust. Your fresh lime scent is a must.
Take me with coffee, never with tea. You're the pie that pleases me!
People gawk "Is that pie green?" Ask for a bite - "Fuck you, I'm mean."

Key lime pie - cheapest hooker I've ever had.
Key lime pie. Last slice gleaming, if you're out I'm mad.
Key lime pie. Poke fun and laugh and jest.
Key lime pie. Don't bother me, digest
key lime pie.
key lime pie by Havok January 17, 2004
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Key Lime Pie 

Refers to the ovaries or vaginal passage. Usually smells like moldy limes.

An offensive term.
After all those tickle pickle fishes i did last night, i will NEVER look at my key lime pie the same way AGAIN.....!!!

key lime pie 

sneeze in a vagina while ejaculating in a girl's mouth.
key lime pie by wstee February 5, 2009

key lime pie 

When you are in Key West, you just HAVE to try the key lime pie.

Key lime pie 

When you take a lime, cut it open and squeeze the juice into a woman's vigina. Afterwords you cum inside of her making it look like a key lime pie.
I gave her a fucking key lime pie so damn hard last night.
Key lime pie by Turbovec March 14, 2004

Key Lime Pie 

A sexual practice in which a man ejaculates in either the vagina of a woman, or the anus of either a woman or a man and then inserts one or both of his testicles in to the semen filled orifice.
"I took my mom out for dessert tonight"

"What did you guys have?"

"Key lime pie."

"Awwww, gross dude"

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"At the orgy tomorrow night I hope to get a little key lime pie while I'm giving a key lime pie of my own to that hot secretary, Trish."
Key Lime Pie by Roberto!! September 2, 2009

Key lime pie 

The act of inserting limes into your partner's rectum, and you plus multiple other men ejaculate into the hole. Spoons are distributed, and the key lime pie is eaten