Keyboard Steamer Share definition Flag When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd. Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steamer, i was up all night cleaning that pile of crap you call work!! Keyboard Steamer by mikeywalnuts March 6, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Keyboard Steamer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch