a romantic action involving a man and woman in which the man physically suggests that fellatio is desired and should occur. this physical suggestion, also known as "...kevving" or "being kevved" is not violent or intimidating, yet it is exactly what the word suggestion implies... with a gentle, motivational push towards the back of the woman's head, the exchange of passion begins.
Wow... I walk into the kitchen, hoping to find something good to eat... and I got 'the kev' from him... WTF!!!" -- "Oh man, last night when we got back from dinner.... He totally put 'the kev' on me." -- "Gosh, the kids are away at soccer camp... 'The kev' is going to happen.... I can feel it." -- "Baby, just relax... I am going to give you 'the kev' all night long...
by thekev7 September 11, 2010
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A person who appears to have been struck in the face by a burning welly.
'mate that guy over there is a real kev'
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a male who thinks he is 'solid'. Can often be caught making his own raps up, or rapping along to Eminem and the like. Also known as 'complete and utter tossers'. Skaters hate Kevs / Townies.
there goes another kev
by originalgrasshead March 25, 2004
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A chavvy way of describing the action of cruising in a car, often playing loud, cheap dance music in badly modified hatchbacks with no badges and those little blue LED sets you get with Max Power magazine.

Old Vauxhall Novas and Fiat Puntos are popular with Kevvers.
Daz: 'Ah mate, you up for a bit of kevving round Northallerton tonight?

Baz: 'Fuckin' yer mate. Taz is out kevin 'n all'

Daz: 'Fuckin' kev the shit out of him, mate'
by Beastofski May 14, 2008
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These are the coolest people on earth!!! Actually...nah. Not at all. The opposite. They are all the most uncool people regardless of their personalities, because, lets face it, they don't actually have personalities. The best way to describe them is to say that they only have enough brain cells to accept people who look exactly the same as they do; if they can look at a mirror and then at another human being and see a different person, it confuses them, and they lash out violently at the other person.

For this reason, all chavs look the same, with fake burberry, jewelery and tracksuits. They pay for such extravagances (in their eyes of course) with money stolen from old ladies' handbags and government benifits (since the government are convinced that they should rob from the civilised members of society in order to give to lazy, fat yobs who can't get off their arses for long enough to even learn the english language.
'So I was sittin on me bench, lightenin in hand, and dis bloke just laak looks at me laak y'know, so I gets up and says to 'im "Woot the fock do you think your playin at laak? You staartin wit me laak...' and so the endless accounts of a startlingly similar nature go on until the kevs decide that socialising is too much effort so they go and rob an old lady.
by Snack88 May 17, 2005
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These are the coolest people on earth!!! Actually...nah. Not at all. The opposite. They are all the most uncool people regardless of their personalities, because, lets face it, they don't actually have personalities. The best way to describe them is to say that they only have enough brain cells to accept people who look exactly the same as they do; if they can look at a mirror and then at another human being and see a different person, it confuses them, and they lash out violently at the other person.

For this reason, all chavs look the same, with fake burberry, jewelery and tracksuits. They pay for such extravagances (in their eyes of course) with money stolen from old ladies' handbags and government benifits (since the government are convinced that they should rob from the civilised members of society in order to give to lazy, fat yobs who can't get off their arses for long enough to even learn the english language.
'So I was sittin on me bench, lightenin in hand, and dis bloke just laak looks at me laak y'know, so I gets up and says to 'im "Woot the fock do you think your playin at laak? You staartin wit me laak...' and so the endless accounts of a startlingly similar nature go on until the kevs decide that socialising is too much effort so they go and rob an old lady.
by Snack88 May 17, 2005
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noun working class teenager who enjoys hanging round on street corners and generally being a nuisance. Easily identified due to their love of burberry hats, carbrining hoodys, trackies tucked into their white socks and either nike shocks or rockports on their feet. Also seen in helly hansen and berghaus coats, depending on the weather.

synonyms include chav, townie, shaz (female)
Look there go some kevs with their bottles of white lightning
by Ricky G April 8, 2005
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