- I want to go out tonight, but I still have so much shaz to do.
Schott jacket that doesn’t fit
Blonde hair dye
Big gold chain – with crucifix (cos I’m so religious)
Nike Air Max
Buy some contacts
V neck top with plunging neckline
Gel (from the cornershop – 49p for a big tub – happy shopper is best)
Loafers (preferably from the market)
Nail polish - pink is best
Belly button pierced – make sure it gets infected
Obsessed with black boys
Get a boyfriend called Jermaine
Learn the language – wha gwan
Get some pikey friends who I can go and hang round the Station with
Take up smoking – B&H is best – Sovereign even better
Buy some really tight jeans (must be evisu) and turn the ends up when I’m wearing my loafers
Don’t forget the cartoon socks
Buy a nike hat
Get pregnant at 16 – even better, at 14 and take my baby in to show teachers and fellow pikeys
Have ‘attitude’ REPRESENT
Get a sovereign ring
Book my holiday in Faliraki – remember to pack lots of belts (sorry, skirts) and my best loafers and factor 2 sun screen
See kev. This term is commonly used in the Buckinghamshire and Berkshire area to describe a female version of a kev. Usually have their driving liscences revoked because of their terrible driving capabilities, but still drive. This term is commonly used in the Buckinghamshire and Berkshire area. Wear skimpy crop tops and usually are dressed in pastel shades or white sportswear (fake or real depending on where they live such as in Marlow, the shaz's and kevs wear brand names such as adidas, but in places such as Castlefield and Slough, they usually wear Donnay etc.) Usually come with the "i dont take no shit" attitude, but some shaz's can have a normal attitude.
eg: You: "Shiz thats so awesome"
Shaz:" Shiz thatz so awesome"
you: "wow that building is so cool"
Shaz: "wow that building is so cool"
you: " stop being a shaz!"