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Kettlethorpe High-School

Kettlethorpe High-School is apparently one of the best public schools in Wakefield, according to OFSTED.

When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don't have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.

The school is riddled with wannabe chavs and roadmen that will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.

SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!
Sketty-Ketty is pro'er filled with chavs, wouldn't want my kids going there.,

Garreth Mellor is a fat nonce.

Kettlethorpe High-School is rarted
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