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Quite simply, Kett = Shit.
Big Brother is complete, total fucking kett.
Kett by Bl@kes March 17, 2007
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Useless or unwanted items:rubbish.(Yorkshire, England)
You can hardly move in here,lets get rid of all this kett.
kett by geoffds October 15, 2010
Kett/Ketty/Ketted/Ketter means something's about to happen, something bad or dumb.
Kett by MatiZuki November 18, 2024

John Kett 

A figure of blame. If something has gone wrong, it invariably is John Kett's fault.

A John Kett can also be someone who enjoys drinking normal drinks, but whilst on fire. See - Flaming pint.
I can't believe the Conservatives are reducing Child Allowance - I know, I blame John Kett.

"My God! That man's pint of lager is on fire!"
"I know, he's doing a John Kett."
John Kett by Saffer77 January 17, 2012

Kettledrums 

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner
" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"
Kettledrums by L. Linton August 24, 2018
One who is obsessive over a single person for a very long time.it useully involves fallowing the person and never actully makeing contact.
Yo did you here jake was ketteling Julia?
Ketteling by Dustbillx September 25, 2014