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ketaminge 

a woman who does alot of k and also has the medical condition that effects the bladder. shes got a ketaminge
ketaminge by boonking July 6, 2011

Ketamine Kyle 

Originates from the Granite City also known as Aberdeen.

practically lives outside and goes about asking people for spare change so that he can buy illegal narcotics, he often hangs about town and would walk about aimlessly doing nothing but ask people for money. Famous for always being fucked on ketamine and singing. Most common words heard by kyle are = "look at the state of you", "have you got any spare change for me?" and other phrases populated by many junkies.
M - "shan no way is that Ketamine Kyle?"
T - "haha no way it is"
T - "oi Ketamine Kyle how you doin?"
Kyle - "look at the state of you"
T - "look at the state of you, you have like two teeth"
Kyle - "fuck off min"
M - "shan what a stinker"
Ketamine Kyle by AsdaMann March 14, 2018

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die 

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton
person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

Ketamine stones 

ket•a•mine stones

/ˈketəmɪn stəʊnz'/

Noun

Kidney stones caused by excessive Ketamine consumption
Doctor: Nurse, have you noticed the recent surge in wooks coming in with severe Ketamine stones?
A normally unpopular thing not thought about too often. However, Lego Yoda loves this drug. He will go to the ends of the Earth to get it and will completely and utterly fuck you up if you won’t give it to him.

People say that he’s crazy. Damn right he’a crazy. Crazy is an understatement. He has essentially become a slave to Ketamine sellers. I don’t know why he loves Ketamine of all things, all I know is that he does.
MMMMM! A ketamine addiction, I have. Destroying my life, it is.

KETAMINE KYLE 

Local self made million, located in Aberdeen. Due to the financial crisis of 2008/9 he was forced into the dark life of male prostitution and developed a deep ketamine addiction.
Ketamine Kyle where the fucks your teeth
KETAMINE KYLE by mcbellend123 April 27, 2019