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Ken Dodd 

Greatest man to ever walk the planet Earth, worshiped by many. Might wack you with a tickle stick
yall got any more of them mf ken dodd
Ken Dodd by guy next to me is low iq September 20, 2019
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ken dodd 

drinking a foul, homemade cocktail which has far too much alcohol, probably tastes like shit, but gets you very waste and makes you talk funny, like Ken Dodd
i had some ken dodd and i was incomprehensible
ken dodd by phil peers August 4, 2007

cheeky ken dodd 

A bucket of the Colonel's finest fried chicken, from the fast food outlet KFC
"Ay Jimmy, you wanna get a cheeky ken dodd before we hit the town?"

"Feeling a bit rough after that fat cheeky ken dodd we had earlier..."

Ken Dodding 

The art of shooting your gentlemens gel into the hair of your lover, so when it's dried they have a massive quiff resembling UK comedian Ken Dodd.
Wow Diaz looked like there been some Ken Dodding going on in "Theres something about Mary".
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026