Ken

(verb/noun) To sit alone by yourself in a public place, ignoring all potential human interaction. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Stop being such a ken, you'll never meet girls that way.

He was just kenning over on the steps, we kind of felt bad for him.

by summah2011 July 16, 2011

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Ken is the nicest person ever! He has slick blonde hair and is really hot. He is the best boyfriend and friend anyone could ask for. He is sporty, smart and loves playing music and listening to music. He loves broadway and traveling the world. He will do anything for you. He doesn’t like to open up to people but when he does you love him more. He is super competitive. But has lots of hidden secrets no one knows

I love ken

by Fox19 January 23, 2018

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The act of urinating whilst seated. To Ken, Kenning, Kenned

"Woah, you ken?"

by TherealBug May 30, 2019

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A male with no sexual attraction or a person that is impossible to imagine having sexual reproductive organs. Dervived from barbie's boyfriend ken who has a void of genitalia.

"I don't fancy him, he's a ken"
"he's a friend but i wouldn't date him, he's a bit of a ken"

by ZoeK June 21, 2006

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The noun 'Ken' is given to people that lactate exceptionally well through their nipples despite being a male. They

typically have the stiffest nipples, thus making it difficult to talk to them as they are so stiff they could seriously injury a persons eye. Ken's tend to 'need' people to accompany them since they can't do anything by themselves, for example, watching anime and going to kensi. Some might argue that he's just a pussy. Despite this fatal flaw, they can be good listeners too. Ken is short tempered and has a considerably lower IQ than a monkey. Before arguing with a Ken be prepared to lose a couple of brain cells as they are so brain dead.

Ken? Huh, what a degenerate. Nice nips mate x

by doctorgoose June 2, 2020

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