Kempi

One of the hottest rappers from Holland, born in Curacao. And he lives in Eindhoven. He is one of the few wel known Real Ghetto Rappers in Holland.
Hits: Kutsysteem, Zet Um Op Baby, Zoveel Stress

Guy: Man, did you heard that kempi is just arrested for having a gun and coke.
Guy2:Again? Does he has a prison-subscription?

by Postboy May 07, 2007

Kempy

To sneak out of the bar without anybody knowing

He pulled a Kempy. We were having a great time and he said' "I gotta take a leak" and we never saw him again.

by Meekie! January 23, 2010

Kempy

a definition of bloody awsome.

translate exactly into big goodness.

can be used while refering to sexual pleasures, dancing, hairstyles and a deed.

is also used in referance to the female blonde afro.

"omg, you had your hair cut; what a cool kempy!"

"wow that is so kempy!!!"

"cool lets call it kempy"

"your kempy is bigger than your arse"

by AnNaKeMp February 03, 2009

kempy

Kempy is a youth with a massive head

God kempy your such a kempy with that head man

by zachface January 23, 2008

Kempy

(Adjective) Blatantly off-center. Especially when there are clear markings to designate center.

Damn, the whole rooms all kempy. How in the heck... the center line is right there!

by M16nPregnant August 09, 2019

Kempy and Tazz

something comletly different but at the same time, bloody awsome.

"OMG this is so like kempy and tazz"

"what a wierd drink, lets name it kempy and tazz"

by lilmissme9 February 01, 2009

Uncle Kempy

Another definition of this is for all you fry cooks, waiters, and bus boys. This is when you are at work cleaning tables and suddenly you see gum under the table. How do you get it off you ask? Use the “Uncle Kempy” method. You take your micro penis, which is small and needle shaped, to jab all the dried gum off. Once you get all the gum from under the table off, table 9 will look amazing.

Today I was cleaning table 9 when I noticed the gum under the table, so I gave it a good uncle kempy scrub.

by Thelony March 11, 2023