Kenham
verb, transitive-(from the biblical "ken" meaning know and "ham" meaning pig)- to have sexual relations with a pig or wild boar, typically male.
Kenham by raindogzilla February 22, 2008
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Kelamis Maneuver
An act of self-defense against 3 or more people where the victim toe-kicks the first attacker in the testicles so hard that the kicker elevates himself off the ground by no less than four inches, followed by a swift left hook to the second attacker, and then after being knocked to the ground by the third attacker, while being kicked, the victim grabs the third attacker's ankle and hyperflexes it plantarflex so much that every ligament snaps and the attacker falls to the ground. Often, after this entire incident the victim will look up and discover two police officers down the street who were oblivious to the entire ordeal.
Did you hear what happened to Johnny? Some guys tried to jump him and steal his watch, so he pulled out the Kelamis Maneuver.
The urologist said it was the worst case of blunt trauma to the testicles that he's ever seen. He said the only explaination for this would be the Kelamis Maneuver. After calling down to the ER and discovering another patient with torn ankle ligaments, his suspicion was confirmed.
He Kelamis Maneuvered his ass so hard that he inadvertently ruptured the guys prostate at the same time.
After being Kelamis Maneuvered, his taint was so swollen it made it impossible for him to sit down.
The urologist said it was the worst case of blunt trauma to the testicles that he's ever seen. He said the only explaination for this would be the Kelamis Maneuver. After calling down to the ER and discovering another patient with torn ankle ligaments, his suspicion was confirmed.
He Kelamis Maneuvered his ass so hard that he inadvertently ruptured the guys prostate at the same time.
After being Kelamis Maneuvered, his taint was so swollen it made it impossible for him to sit down.
Kelamis Maneuver by DukeWayne April 19, 2009
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keshamayonnaise?
when you order a kebab in some Middle Eastern fast food joint in Italy,you could hear (from some people of middle eastern origin) this question (for choose the seasoning) that means: "ketchup or mayonnaise?"
Person 1- hello! can i help you?
Person 2- yes! i'd like a delicious kebab.
Person 1- keshamayonnaise?
Person 2- i prefer a little bit of ketchup.Thanks!
Person 1- you're welcome!
Person 2- yes! i'd like a delicious kebab.
Person 1- keshamayonnaise?
Person 2- i prefer a little bit of ketchup.Thanks!
Person 1- you're welcome!
keshamayonnaise? by badword October 12, 2011
Kelameno
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Kellam
When you lay a huge fart when seated on a wooden chair/leather couch that has no escape and shoots back up your sphincter as hard as you let it out.
"Holy crap dude you just Kellam'd that chair so hard my feet rumbled!"
"Man i just laid a huge Kellam! My ass is on fire now haha!"
"Man i just laid a huge Kellam! My ass is on fire now haha!"
Kellam by Iamnotahore123 December 16, 2011
Kelhatesyou
A user on the video-creation app TikTok. Hates microwaved cheese, and is sleep deprived. Fan of the video games Omori and Your Turn to Die, and has 1 edit of Kel that is top tier. Wants a 4 ft among us pop it and an apartment. Piss kink.
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Kelhatesyou by Kelsjooce July 5, 2021