A talentless skank who got famous because she sang in a talentless lummox's stupid song. Most famous for 'Tik Tok'. Obviously can't spell, sing, or dress like a decent human being.
Ke$ha: *talentless autotuning*

by bunraku*hime March 31, 2010
24-year-old pop singer from Nashville, Tennessee that signed to Dr. Luke's Kemosabe label in 2005. Spent a good 4 years behind the scenes co-writing and providing vocals for other artists before releasing Animal.

Peeves about Ke$ha's music include overkill of autotune, inane lyrics, and the fact that it's even called "music." Contrary to its content, she isn't an alcoholic streetwalker. She admits she enjoys partying and drinking, but not in excess. She wouldn't appear in Flo Rida's "Right Round" video, for fear of being visually objectified.

However, she's not amazing. Yes, I have listened to "Goodbye," "Invisible," and the like. While "Kesha" is reputably fresher in style, the lyrical quality and her voice, while pleasant, is amateurish at best.
Fans have also come across and gloat about a little-known fact that her IQ is over 140. I'll be sure to keep that in mind when I have to turn in a 34-page astrophysics paper. However, as an artist, she proves to be just the kind of mediocre, clubbing-enthused pop star romping about, besides that giddy dash of glitter.
Not only are her lyrics "unique" and "ballsy," they are also empowering to women, such as in "Blah Blah Blah," when demanding guys to "show them where their dicks at," is considered an one-up to the number of times women have been objectified in music. Despite her noble goal, she seems to have forgotten that women empowerment doesn't equal misandry/male objectification.
From Ke$ha's infamous "Tik Tok":

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back."

Silly critics. That Jack Daniels bit was OBVIOUSLY meant to be absurdist.
by Spiritus Palimpsestuous July 14, 2011
Someone walked up to a 'side of the street' whore, and instead of sex, they gave her a record deal. And BOOM ke$ha was created.
I was listening to ke$ha's song 'backstabber' and she sounded just awful.
by 1Hawk1 August 18, 2012
A singer who can be described in two words: glitter whore. (refer to example to see how much she spends on glitter a year, you'd be surprised.)
Pop star Ke$ha is known for her love of glitter.

So Vanity Fair's Eric Spitznagel asked the question: "What's your glitter budget for a typical year? It's got to be in the thousands, right?"

Her reply:

"Honestly, it's pretty exorbitant. It's probably more like a few thousand every month. If you come and see a show of mine, there is no shortage of glitter. By the end, everyone from the back of the auditorium to the very front is covered and potentially choking on glitter. I am shooting glitter from glitter guns and out of every orifice in my body. It's really a big part of what I do. It's my goal to cover the planet in glitter and take the (expletive) over. I can't do that if I don't have a (expletive)-ton of glitter."

She adds, "That's right. I've found glitter in places that will not be named in this interview."
by Jay4566 January 17, 2012
In the realm of sexual exploration, a Ke$ha is as surprising as its cousin the Sasquatch, but far more degrading. While in the act of intercourse or fellatio, the man must aim his erect member at the face of his partner (male or female). He must then proceed to ejaculate his supply of semen on said partner's face. This in and of itself does not make for a true Ke$ha. Hidden in his hand or nearby the man must have a supply of glitter to then hurl onto the semen which has taken residence on the partner's face. The partner thus has an outward resemblance to Ke$ha, while feeling as horrible inside as her music makes everyone feel.
I did something truly unforgivable to my boyfriend, so he ke$ha'd me last night.

Wow, well you look as horrible as Ke$ha sounds.
by chapped dick July 11, 2011
A singer who loves to party, drink, and have a good time. Usually dates men with beards, and likes to have slumber parties in her basement with anyone.
by floofy123 November 14, 2010
An artist that became popular in early 2010. Has been described as "trashy, garbage, slut, just another pop ho". When in reality, Ke$ha has an IQ of over 140, and scored 1500 on her SAT. She turned down a scholarship to Barnard College to follow her dreams in the music industry. She sang the hook on Flo Rida's "Right Round", but didn't take credit for it because she wanted to make it on her own in the industry (unlike Keri Hilson, who ONLY sings hooks and then ATTEMPTS to do her own thing... Yuck). Her mom handed out demo's which landed in the hands of record producers, and the rest is music history. Ke$ha does all her own makeup for her concerts, and still shops at thrift stores. Yes, she does use auto tune, but then again, so does T-Pain, The Black Eyed Peas, and several other popular artists. She does look like Taylor Swift yet bad ass, which happens to be pretty sexy.
Dumbass: Ugh, is this Ke$ha??? She's SUCH a dumb hoe! Probably lives on a street corner somewhere in LA!!

Me: If you hate her so much, why are you singing along and dancing like a maniac?

Dumbass: ...... It's catchy....

Me: Shut up.
by Juststatingthefacts November 11, 2010

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