When your marijuana burns inside the paper causing a hole partway down the joint.
Not to be confused with canoeing.
by Buster Scrapings August 3, 2017
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The act of consuming alcoholic beverages in excessive amounts while not meeting the legal age requirements of society.
Dan: Hey I think Peter went Kayaking last night.
Fred: Yeah, I know. It looks like he has a hangover...
by Zarradeth March 16, 2007
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To talk excessively without notice of audience's disinterest; to tell a longwinded story
Kelli kayakered my ears off last night.
by Someone.youknow September 14, 2011
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A verb describing the act of swiping your hand like a credit card in an upward stroke over a persons genitals. This is normally done for shock value to a person who is not expecting it. One also screams "KA-YAK" while swiping a victim.
"That nagger, Laura, wouldn't pay attention....so I gave that hatchet wound a kayak she will never forget!"
by H. Cain September 18, 2007
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1) noun- a boat used in the sport of kayaking

2) verb- to kayak- a water racing sport that onvolves someone sitting in a boat and using a double-bladded paddle to propel themselves down the lake, what someone does if they are too smart to row or canoe. note:this only applies to flatwater kayaking, whitewater does not count, if i was put in aboat at the top of the river i'd make it downhill pretty fast too.

Rower: So you paddle. how does it feel to be going slower than a rower?
Kayaker: At least I've figured out which way is forward!

Old Lady: Ahh, you must be a rower!!!
Kayaker: No m'am, thats a rower over there... (points to dishevilled youth walking backwards through heavy traffic)
by CHall April 24, 2007
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Similar to the act of motorboating, but with a smaller pair of boobs. The face and mouth must go a farther distance between breasts, and therefore the motion becomes slower and more drawn out, like paddling a kayak.
Dude 1: I went out with a girl last night who had double Ds. I was motorboating those titties all night long.

Dude 2: Well, my girl is an A cup, but I still enjoy kayaking hers.
by snufaluph February 2, 2012
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Someone who floats through people
Person 1: Man he's a hoe!
Person 2: No! He's a kayak.
by Ez&Zee June 15, 2017
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