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To talk excessively without notice of audience's disinterest; to tell a longwinded story
Kelli kayakered my ears off last night.
by Someone.youknow September 14, 2011
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One who suffers from herpes simplex B, otherwise known as genital herpes. Established by herpes medication comercials, where admitted sufferers of genital herpes participate in activities such as kayaking.
1. "What do you think of that girl?"
- "No dude, shes a definant kayaker."
2. "Shes pretty hot, eh?"
- "She's got da herps, she might as well be riding a kayak."
by Kevod October 25, 2006
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