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The Kaufka is a newly defined word, this event happens to males when they are standing up to urinate and the urine does not travel down the urethra for a moment. The kaufka is the time in between when the male makes an attempt to urinate, and when the urine is actually expelled from teh body.
"I was standing at the urinal for a long time, but I only was urinating for a short amount of time, I had a really long kaufka!"
by Ryan Treadwell February 07, 2005

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