deserves to DIE
why doesn that Kate bitch just DIE already?
by ihatehoeslikekate July 24, 2010
An awkward looking chinamen.
Wow, that chinamen looks like a Kate !
by Jackie the epic July 05, 2010
Your typical white girl.
Loves starbucks and scarves.
Constantly Instagramming nothing.

Is essentially a breadstick.
Waitress: Can i get you guys some drinks?
Kate: I'll just have some breadsticks, I only came here to take an Instagram picture
by mynameisfrank11 September 30, 2013
Kate the Great, Future Dictator of a Small Third World Country
Guy 1: Kate the great is such a dictator
Guy 2: I know, almost as bad as Kim Jong Il
by qtkr1993 November 09, 2013
She may turn out to be the nicest person that you'll ever meet but shes not all there. Kate is a mentally challenged deranged "clingy" girl that will tell you how hard she has it in life, when she never thinks of anyone but herself. She may come out with stupid/random sayings that bear no relation to the conversation just to be a random when no one actually gives a shit. Whenever an event comes up and someone is against her, she truly thinks that SHE has done NOTHING wrong. Beware when in Kate's eye she will become super attracted to you to the point of wanting to date you, so ladies beware! Also when talking to a Kate do not tell her anything of your personal life cause Kate is a gossiper and will spread your tales to random people around in the world. To sum it up Kate is just a stupid that pretty much always f--ks up her friendships all over one person, guy or girl.
1) Stan: Hey did you guys see the Who play at last year's superbowl?
Stacey: Yeah that shit was awesome
John: I thought they sucked
Stacey: O.o
John: Wtf?

2) Kate meets a new friend who lives in New York and she is in California. Kate becomes so obsessed with her that she moves to New York and leaves all her old friends behind. In the end her friend from New York break ties with her and Kate is all alone.
by TheTrollUnderYourBed June 07, 2010
Kate is a dirty blonde haired girl that isn't so good at spelling but is a great girl. She can always solve your problems but isn't always the most wild and doesn't lke to get out much. She doesn't like to be random but says if we heard what was in her head we would think she was crazy, once we DID hear what was in her head and it was all just rhyming words to what we had just said. She may not be very wild but isn't afraid to join in after someone else has! Not fat but not skinny, in the middle and friends with people that you would not beleive, the friends she has are the total opposites of her, I'm not sure what clicked. Never blurts out secrets but always listens to her parents, doesn't have much to deal with but her evil brother
Girl 1: Man! Yesterday was sweet!
Girl 2: Why? no problems?
Girl 3: No, the only thing she had bothering her was her brother! She is such a Kate!

-Pepper from
by girl April 19, 2011
Blonde girl with long torso. You will find Kate at the beach during summer break always flirting with the hot locals. She has small boobs however tricks men with her multiple push-up bras. She lures them into her house, feeds them a delectable home cooked meal by her mother (Sarah) and then proceeds to "get down and dirty" with her victim. Usually works for a chicken company where she collects the digits of much older customers. Enjoys stealing the innocence from young, sweet boys who go by the name of Jacob.
Me: I really like this guy called Alex
Kate: ohh really...

*Kate runs away, finds alex and fucks him dead*

Kate: I have genital thrush from having loads of sex with alex
Me: oh... *Heart breaks*
by MittyOllieCamMattChrisJarod February 14, 2012

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