(I know a Kane personally, so if he finds this and finds out it’s me I’m screwed ;) )
Kane is a cute, sweet and nice boy who has the best haircut ever. Sometimes I sit and wonder if he’ll ever like me back. Anyways Kane is so sweet and he’s just so perfect. I remember trying to hug him in front of a group of his friends and he just smiled at me. Kane is so athletic and he loves playing baseball (*PERSONAL EXPERIENCE*) somehow he still makes time in his schedule to play and hang out with me. I remember this one time he proposed to me in Minecraft. It was interesting. Today’s also Kane’s birthday!

yes this is all true.
I have a crush on kane, and if he finds this I’m a goner.
by ILOVEKANETOOMUCH59 September 7, 2019
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Kane is what they call it when a boy fucks a girl so hard his dick breaks her pussy in to two.
I just did a Kane on this girl she was wetter than a saggy tampon
by Man top big April 10, 2019
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The name given to the most incredible boy ever alive! He is exxxxxxtremely funny, & makes me physcially laugh out loud. He has got the most amazing blue eyes which i would litchrally die for. He has the best taste in musicc & thinks lady gaga is sexyyy! His future career will be an underwear model cos he iz well phit, and everyone wants his sweet sweet ass!

i love you, kane
person: man hes hot
me: hes got nothing on kane ;)
by itsbecky March 1, 2010
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7 foot monster of WWE...he is badass and all around dominating!!!
Kane rules!!!
by Douchebag March 12, 2004
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The sinister bald-headed, goatee-sporting leader of the terrorist group "Brotherhood of N.O.D." in the Command & Conquer series. Played by Joseph Kucan.
kane is the leader of NOD
by dugald December 1, 2004
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-verb, transitive
1. to eat very quickly, especially in excess quantities
2. to eat with no regard for one's own well being
Mike just kaned those two pumpkin pies!
by citizenkane November 30, 2008
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adjective
The best possible example of something.
A Platonic ideal.
To be of discernibly higher quality than all other related things.

origin
The film Citizen Kane, said to be the preeminent form of filmic endeavors, and it's subsequent invocation in describing the quality of other things.
"Dude, that play in this sports match we are watching was kane!"

"Did you see that crazy kaner punch that bear in the face?! That bear didn't stand a chance!"

"Half-Life is the kanest game ever made."
by Joseph Pulitzer January 12, 2010
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