Kandelbär

Kandelbär is a Swedish expression for the berries that can form in the hair of a partly wiped arse. Good kandelbär are best kept in very loose underwear by gentlemen who do not change such garments frequently.

"I sat down so hard my kandelbär cracked."

"His kandelbär were so tightly knit he could hardly shit without first taking a bath in a public swimming pool."
"Han bajsa så kandelbären sprack, rakade sig och knulla sedan ordentligt.

Kandelbär by Snurrgurkan May 18, 2009

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kånkelbär

Swedish word for feces entangled around anal hair of e.g. bovine.

Similar to 'dingleberry' in English and 'paskanmarja' in Finnish.

The cow had 'kånkelbär' dingling below the root of its tail.

kånkelbär by canis pecus February 26, 2008

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Kandelbär • Kandalaria • Kandela • kanelarkin • Blowjob Handelbars

kanelarkin

Bellend

I'm Kanelarkin i like a cock in my .............

kanelarkin by chewy1976 October 21, 2015

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Kandela

Kandela is a pretty girl who is very interested in musical theatre. She is very intelligent, and very funny. Be careful of what you say and do around her, because if you piss her off, don't plan on pissing her off again.

1. "Say what?!?! You pissed off a Kandela?? Don't expect to fall asleep tonight, dude!"

2. "I say she's VERY Kandela. She should have gotten the lead."

Kandela by abcpurpleOrAnge April 10, 2012

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Blowjob Handelbars

A hairstyle that can be used as hadelbars when getting a blowjob also called pigtails!

"i used those pigtails as hadelbars last night as she was given me a BJ she had gnarly Blowjob handelbars!"

Blowjob Handelbars by thatdudewhoknows March 26, 2010

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Kandalaria

If someone is named Kandalaria be their friend, be best friends actually

Chad: Kandalaria looks so lonely let’s go make her our friend
GoJo: I LOVE THAT IDEA!

Kandalaria by Kandalaria November 23, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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