Kandelbär is a Swedish expression for the berries that can form in the
of a partly wiped
. Good kandelbär are best kept in very loose underwear by gentlemen who do not change such garments frequently.
down so hard my kandelbär cracked."
"His kandelbär were so
he could hardly
without first taking a bath in a public swimming pool."
så kandelbären sprack, rakade sig och
Förhudsros is a Swedish expression for the lovely rose shape created by the
being pulled forward on a quite
Two cup-shaped linked objects that squeeze
Scrotal clamps are often
items for the mantlepiece or the deep freezer, where these inconspicious items - often silver - hauntingly nest.
Gentlemen that prefer
discreetly can wear them during tight business meetings to further enhance humiliation.
Or as punishment for a torn
or lost precious
"Darling will you get me an egg cup - no not my scrotal clamps - just an egg cup please?"
"He squirmed as he realised the scrotal clamps were fresh from the freezer".
"Like acupuncture, his tight
clamps helped him overcome being fired."
- he realised he might as well enjoy some scrotal clamps at brunch."
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