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Kandelbär 

Kandelbär is a Swedish expression for the berries that can form in the hair of a partly wiped arse. Good kandelbär are best kept in very loose underwear by gentlemen who do not change such garments frequently.
"I sat down so hard my kandelbär cracked."

"His kandelbär were so tightly knit he could hardly shit without first taking a bath in a public swimming pool."
"Han bajsa så kandelbären sprack, rakade sig och knulla sedan ordentligt.
Kandelbär by Snurrgurkan May 18, 2009
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kånkelbär 

Swedish word for feces entangled around anal hair of e.g. bovine.

Similar to 'dingleberry' in English and 'paskanmarja' in Finnish.
The cow had 'kånkelbär' dingling below the root of its tail.
kånkelbär by canis pecus February 26, 2008

kanelarkin 

I'm Kanelarkin i like a cock in my .............
kanelarkin by chewy1976 October 21, 2015
Kandela is a pretty girl who is very interested in musical theatre. She is very intelligent, and very funny. Be careful of what you say and do around her, because if you piss her off, don't plan on pissing her off again.
1. "Say what?!?! You pissed off a Kandela?? Don't expect to fall asleep tonight, dude!"

2. "I say she's VERY Kandela. She should have gotten the lead."
Kandela by abcpurpleOrAnge April 10, 2012

Blowjob Handelbars 

A hairstyle that can be used as hadelbars when getting a blowjob also called pigtails!
"i used those pigtails as hadelbars last night as she was given me a BJ she had gnarly Blowjob handelbars!"

Kandalaria 

If someone is named Kandalaria be their friend, be best friends actually
Chad: Kandalaria looks so lonely let’s go make her our friend
GoJo: I LOVE THAT IDEA!
Kandalaria by Kandalaria November 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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