Kamelåså

"Kamelåså" is a made-up faux-Danish word by Norwegian comedy show Uti Vår Hage, meant to ridicule the perceived unintelligibility of Danish language (apparently by Danish people themselves as well). Often used by Norwegians to pick on Danes.

Storekeeper: "I didn't know what the fuck a 'syggelekokle' was, so I just gave him some teip-rests."
Customer: "I don't know what he gave me, but it was wrong. So I just had to take a wild shot, so I just said the word 'kamelåså'..."

Kamelåså by Gargaj October 30, 2008

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Kamelåså

Danish word meaning "I am a stupid norwegian, please ridicule my appearance and personality."

Norweginan: Kamelåså!
Dane: Your clothes smell and you need swift pedal attacks to your backside.

Kamelåså by Martin K December 23, 2007

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Is the nickname of the 175 year old legendary Danish dynamite FX dealer based in Connecticut

I have a small amount of Norway Dollars?
Take the screen Kamelåså, take the screen!

kamelåså by Huddly Tuddly December 12, 2010

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Kamelåså

A Danish word, commonly used to express confusion.

Kamelåså!

Kamelåså by Bonde March 30, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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