literally jesus and says ahem too much. is short and smart. only wears sweatshirts and if u have a friend named kaley she will literally be the ur other half. she is ur bestie westie and if u dont already, u should call her kale :D

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ppl: oh em gee its kaley!!!
more ppl: wow she is so cool and short
ppl: yes but lauren is better ahem
by laurasaurus rex March 31, 2022
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Kalei is the nicest, and prettiest girl you'll ever meet. She will stick by your side, no matter what. If she hates you, your a real asshole..
by Lissy December 11, 2016
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Sweet, funny, and an itelingent girl. All the boys are attracted to her and every girls wants to be her friend. She is very good at comforting others through her halarious humor. She also has amazing talent, from succeeding in all sports, acting, and overal showing acts of kindness.
Wow, your being such a Kalei today. (Meaning you are showing great care and kindness)
Work it Burkitt. (Meaning you are doing very well in some type of sport.)
by Sam the Samster June 3, 2016
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- coolest person you’ll meet
- loves to be center of attention
- very tall, thin, and hot
“Wow, you’re such a kaley!”
- “What? No way. That’s like the best compliment ever.”
by agirlwithculetoes July 11, 2018
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Kalei, a boy, is usually a weird fuck. He has little to no hair on his head. This is the main reason why you always see him wear a hat or any type of headwear, to cover the shameful thing known as his head hair. Kalei is also a fuckboy, but denies that he is indeed a fuckboy. His profile is full of him sticking his tongue out, like anyone wants to see that. Come on bro. Jk.
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Male Kaleis are typically loud, brash assholes who want to out-scream you.

Female kaleis are cool, however.
"You're such a Kalei!" "Dude, she's a chick. Wrong word."
by thethesaurusisnotadinosaur April 27, 2017
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A beautiful Hawaiian girl. That doesn’t know she is beautiful. So none of you pinche putas go and ruin her day because I will say this she has a big group of girls to back her up.
Ooh damn that must be a Kalei because she is fine.
by Hawaiianroots 🌱 July 2, 2019
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