Aka Ilari, also know as Ailarei
by manne April 9, 2003
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a word describing a huge faggot who loves to suck dick
Wow Kala really pisses me off.
by marshallweil May 28, 2008
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More often KALAS name emo bo, that who talks not on business and who does smth not entering into frameworks of rules of party.
Kalas ti ahuel?

You fucking allow yourself much
by rudeRUDE August 11, 2009
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Kalaes is defined as two men doing very sexual actions in a public setting and at very inappropriate time or place. Kalaes can also be defined as a person who does not do well in school so has to resort to temping his teachers in to sexual favors to raise his grade.
"Yo I thing that guy pulled a kalaes to raise his grade in english to get an A+"
"I couldn't even go to the bath room these guys where doin some kalaes things, it was gross"
by Brendan Did It June 6, 2019
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A nonsensical or whacky phrase resulting from a texting misspelling or auto-correction.
Misspelling example:
When referring to Cirque du Soleil, my friend intended to text "Oooh Lala" but misspelled it as "Poop Kala".

Auto-correction example:
On the same day as the above example, I texted, "You two can figure it out", but it was auto-corrected to: "You two can foggie it out". I laughed and shouted, "Thats a Poop kala"!

Since we know of no such term in existance, we thought we would pass this along and request that the term "Poop Kala" be officially accepted into the Urban Dictionary.
by Dixie Queens West and North August 20, 2010
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