KABUKI

chinese theater. the best bowler. my brother.

Man kabuki bowled a perfect game the other day.

by FRO December 16, 2004

Kabuki Speaker

Japanese made speakers from the 60's through the 70's that had a minimum 15" woofer, a minimum 4-way cross-over, at least 6 individual drivers, in a box that is less than 3 cu ft or weighs less than 50lbs.


"For those wondering about the origin of the term, it had to do with the limited bandwidth and tinny sound that characterized the first versions of these speakers. As a friend said "You can play Led Zepplin though them and it comes out sounding like Kabuki music"."
-Don McR @ www.audiokarma.org

SANSUI
Model# SP-X8000 / 9000

by M.X. September 4, 2004

Kabuki Whore

A whore of Chinese decent, a slang that is used for prostitutes in that region/area.

She could not be trusted, she was a Kabuki Whore with a shady past.

by DNAGuy April 19, 2019

Kabuki shorts

A word used to describe any pair of shorts that are above the bottom of the butt cheek. Shorts like these started popping up here and there around the early 2000's but are now getting more popular. Can be seen frequently in California, Georgia, Texas, Nevada, Florida, and Hawaii.

-"Really Short Shorts" on Google images

Guy: "Damn, dem kabuki shorts be hella tight on a bitch."

Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"

Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."

by RealSh*t November 30, 2013

kabuki girl

A goth girl. Face is white, hair is black, probably stab you in the back.

I saw a smokin hot kabuki girl at the punk show last night.

by punkrockacademy February 14, 2019

Kabuki Whore

A whore of Japanese decent, a slang used to insult someone with heavily applied makeup. The phrase references Kabuki Theatre a prominent art style in Japan typically involving extravagant makeup and costumes.

"Steve needs to win the spelling bee so he can get into a good college and I can rub it in that Kabuki whore's porcelain face."

by Forsius October 19, 2022

Kabuki Party

(n) The culmination of an orgy, when all the guys sploosh on all the girls' faces at the same time

We made a mess on Friday with that Kabuki party.

by Antelopius May 3, 2004