areola kabob

A nipple that protrudes far from the base. So far that you may be able to put assorted meats, veggies, fruits, etc. on it before grilling it.

When her tit popped out of her dress, her areola kabob held it open long enough for all to see.

by CIV May 31, 2006

afghan kabob

best restaurant ever, period. favorite lunchtime hangout of the Mt.Lebo Model UN team when visiting Baltimore. Run by a kindly arab man who gave us free rice pudding this one time.

kid a: ugh, my committee was awful! my resolution got totally shot down by China!
kid b: that sucks. China in my committee was mad hot...I'm meeting her at Afghan Kabob for lunch, wanna come?
kid a: hellz yeah, that place rules!

by me February 7, 2005

Sob Kabob

A totally hott girl who loves to go out and party. Most recognizable by her skinny body and huge boobs, she is often called a stick with boobs. Sob Kabob may get overwhelmed at times, but guys are more than happy to buy her drinks, especially when they hear her boyfriend just broke up with her! Boys drool over Sob Kabob. She probably belongs in Hollywood.

Sob Kabob is totally the hottest girl at the bar.

by Jungle Giirl February 21, 2011

bitch-kabob

When two or more women are skewered on one man's penis.

person 1: Man that party was crazy last night.
person 2: Yeah brah, I had these three girls on a bitch-kabob. It was freaky.

by T-Pain Sizzlin' September 8, 2009

slob kabob

adj.,
commonly known as a extrememly messy kisser /also sloppy in the sac ..

"man, Talia is such a slob kabob,
you shouldve seen all the spit on Dereks face after they snogged."

by beryy<3 July 18, 2009

sex kabob

when your dick happens to be so big that you can fit multiple chicks on it at once

"so there were all these girls around me and i wanted to fuck them all, and i realized my dick was so big...i just wanted to have a sex kabob!"

by alec avagina August 20, 2008

Kabob Fest

A gathering where there the male/female ratio is inordinately skewed male. Like a sausage fest but more Mediterranean.

Karl: How was that new Moroccan mint tea bar you went to yesterday?
Brad: The mint tea was minty but it was a total Kabob Fest.
Brant: I had the lamb.
Tim: Ha!

by Pondmonkey January 23, 2009