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KULT owns.
by kapsi May 08, 2004
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1. Variant spelling on the word "cult". Used in the metal music underground to describe music and behavior that is obscure or perceived to be obscure. Denotes alignment with status quo attitudes within the underground culture.

2. A catch-all word used by scenesters to justify absurd ideas, behavior, and according bands.

Also see:
dumbass
poser
football
Dude, the new (insert Blasphemy or Beherit variant here) is so fucking kult, dude!
by Anonymous January 05, 2003
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Originally a tongue-in-cheek social club known as "Kennedy's Ubeer Leet Terrorists", started by Sean "The Fucking Man" Kennedy of RantRadio.

Kult (also known as The Kult) has evolved since then, and is getting shit done, despite the fact that the founders consider us a joke.

(The joke's on them, though, because they've gotten us - www.thekult.info - confused with the now defunct TheKult.Net.)
The newest incarnation of KULT has gotten more stuff done in less time than SKTFM's KULT.

And TheKult.Net? Well . . . let me just say this: so much for the Five Ministry Plan!
by Guardian Vampyre Macavity January 06, 2005
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KULT's ƜberLeet Terrorists. Also "The Kult"
by ness March 26, 2003
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