A small, ass backwards county in central Pennsylvania. Juniata College is not located in Juniata County. Population of roughly 23,000 (22,000 hicks, 1,000 spics)
Do not end up here if at all possible.
"those people from Juniata are so hick, they make Larry the Cable Guy look like a random member from the cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
by 47llabtoofcvl March 30, 2005
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Noun: A place where all the dirt in the world collects and resides.
Adjective: (As in Juniata kid) Someone really cool and worthy of all the money and really hot babes in the world.
It really really smells like crap in Juniata.
by Sex-driven Whale August 2, 2003
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A place to "Expect the Uncommon" and you WILL find uncommon here. 1 in 10 people are actually normal...The volleyball team is a bunch of cocky ass bitches, the guys baskestball team is awesome. That's all we have to say about sports here.... The fun people are really great and the weirdo's are REALLY weird. 99% of the people here were valdictorians of their class. Half of them converted to party animals and the other half are effing weird!! Parties consist of sausage fests or freshman girls making out with eachother...there is no in between. Despite all of this we <3 Juniata....i mean we get a day off to play in the mountians!! who wouldn't love it here!
Hi i go to Juniata College! There are 2 bars in this town and nothing to do on the weekends. I dont party on friday because i study, saturday is party night. I have to travel 40 minutes to get to a mall. I LOVE NORM!
by JC Student November 18, 2007
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Better known simply as Juniata, a neighborhood in Lower Northeast Philadelphia (considered by some to be in North Philly), bordered by Frankford, Feltonville, Hunting Park, Harrowgate, Kensington, Northwood, and Port Richmond. The working-class neighborhood suffered a steep decline beginning in the late 1990s/early 2000s, largely due to white flight and Section 8 abuse.
Former Juniata Park resident 1: Man, I'm glad we got out of Juniata when we did. It really went downhill.

Former Juniata Park Resident 2: Yeah, it used to be such a nice neighborhood. Never thought it woulda got that bad.
by Sinkerballer17 August 22, 2008
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Middle of nowhere school with a bunch of hillbilly’s that smoke nic and a bunch of whores who are ran through
I went to juniata valley last year and i saw a bunch of whore
by i’m homelesssss September 19, 2021
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The act of performing sexual intercourse in every academic building on campus.
Hey Julian, I just finished the Juniata Challenge with Lucy.
by Mojo879 September 25, 2015
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