Juniata

A small, ass backwards county in central Pennsylvania. Juniata College is not located in Juniata County. Population of roughly 23,000 (22,000 hicks, 1,000 spics)
Do not end up here if at all possible.

"those people from Juniata are so hick, they make Larry the Cable Guy look like a random member from the cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

Juniata by 47llabtoofcvl March 29, 2005

Juniata

Noun: A place where all the dirt in the world collects and resides.
Adjective: (As in Juniata kid) Someone really cool and worthy of all the money and really hot babes in the world.

It really really smells like crap in Juniata.

Juniata by Sex-driven Whale August 1, 2003

Juniata High School 

A backwards school.With a retarded principal known as Mr.Apple who slapped a child in 2011.And is back somehow and continued working.

Guy 1:Did you see Juniata High School
Guy 2:Yes I heard abot that school.The principla there slapped a kid

Juniata High School by Judas Priest the 2nd February 19, 2012

Juniata High School 

Ahhh, Juniata High School! The place where no relationship hasn't experienced cheating or them ending up being cousins! You walk in and you just smell the dip and you can smell that redneck BO. They got plenty of depressed teenagers with anxiety! You'll just absolutely LOVE it here! Here they got the most amount of fake friends you'll ever need for the rest of that day, cause guess what? THERE'S MORE THE NEXT DAY! If you think that's bad, just take a look at the school board! From taking money from the banks to a principal that looks as if he'd eat any child he could, welcome to Juniata High School!

Damn, did you hear about Juniata High School?
No I actually didn't cause they took my fucking phone!

Juniata High School by littlebluemidget March 16, 2019

Juniata High School 

The worst possible place you want to be the worst school on the planet.The insides look like a prison

You hear bout Juniata High School

Juniata High School by Beanzy1994 January 10, 2012

juniata college 

A place to "Expect the Uncommon" and you WILL find uncommon here. 1 in 10 people are actually normal...The volleyball team is a bunch of cocky ass bitches, the guys baskestball team is awesome. That's all we have to say about sports here.... The fun people are really great and the weirdo's are REALLY weird. 99% of the people here were valdictorians of their class. Half of them converted to party animals and the other half are effing weird!! Parties consist of sausage fests or freshman girls making out with eachother...there is no in between. Despite all of this we <3 Juniata....i mean we get a day off to play in the mountians!! who wouldn't love it here!

Hi i go to Juniata College! There are 2 bars in this town and nothing to do on the weekends. I dont party on friday because i study, saturday is party night. I have to travel 40 minutes to get to a mall. I LOVE NORM!

juniata college by JC Student December 17, 2007

Juniata White Fish 

a used condom found floating down the Allegheny River, in the creek/pond area of Penn State Altoona, or any other body of water surrounding "The Alleghenies" in Pennsylvania. They are abundant.

Dude, don't tip the canoe, Juniata White Fish ahoy.

Juniata White Fish by marilyn mo August 5, 2008